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[sexualman123]

Originally Posted by sexualman123
so my name is john and it has been a week since my last ejaculation.

no really this is a freakishly long time for me, i'm a once a day kind of guy..

i'm slightly buzzed of scotch, but by the time you gentle reader feast your eyes upon this post, i will have probably progressed to slightly drunk.

i'm alone, I have a mic a cam, yahoo, and a merry christmas...

how are you, do you prefer shaved or natural cock?

where the hell did I put the damn fan control, its getting hot in here....... points for artist, song and year.

are all women exhibitionists? they should be.... in fact send me pics of your left arm, inquiring minds want to see. (like I would object to sexier pics)

where are all my homies.... shit I think i'm drunker than I am think

you should talk to me I'm fucking hilarious. yahoo is good you get my insanity quicker that way. refresh is annoyingly slow.

where are you I think i'm on the beach... I should put some pants on


don't deny you think i'm sexy.... pm or better yet yahoo me,.... its in my profile....

you guys are crazy...
i'm pretty sure there is a time limit on replying to this post.... starting now you probably have about two hours before I pass out.

7200
7199
7198
7197 (do the math, it is right you douchbag)

once again i'm hilarious, you love me.

 

[sereneone4u]

Best of luck to you.

 

[vampwrrr]

Well, I laughed, anyway.

 

[luvu4ever]

Damn! You had me, until I read your profile proclaiming you are a bullshit artist. I am allergic to bullshit. Just my luck lol. Funny post, good luck

 

[sexualman123]

well I am a total bullshit artist.....but that is actually a movie quote... I will give points to those that get it. because anywoman that gets that quote will be the love of my life.

 

[sexualman123]

Well, I laughed, anyway.

thank you, thank you.... I think people take themselves far to serioulsy..... and i am far to hilarious to be contained by welll anything...

speaking of which... I think some monkeys stole my glass....is that normal... do normal people have to deal with evil monkeys or only people who have watch to much family guy?

 

[Trixzee]

well I am a total bullshit artist.....but that is actually a movie quote... I will give points to those that get it. because anywoman that gets that quote will be the love of my life.

Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

 

[vampwrrr]

thank you, thank you.... I think people take themselves far to serioulsy..... and i am far to hilarious to be contained by welll anything...

speaking of which... I think some monkeys stole my glass....is that normal... do normal people have to deal with evil monkeys or only people who have watch to much family guy?

You remind me so much of my friend Greg.

You're not a tall gay, poetry-writing, incisive, iconoclastic goth, are you?

 

[sexualman123]

Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... you are my goddess! we should practice making babies!

 

[sexualman123]

You remind me so much of my friend Greg.

You're not a tall gay, poetry-writing, incisive, iconoclastic goth, are you?

up limricks elude me and I'm pretty sure we get the shit kicked out of us here in texas when we where eyeliner....... so that would be a no.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Hummm. Usually it's the "funny guys" that are the most dangerous. Laughingly drunk while they steal your watch. Is there intellect behind the alcohol soaked brain? A puzzle that surely needs to be figured out

I'll watch and see as cats usually do.

 

[sexualman123]

Hummm. Usually it's the "funny guys" that are the most dangerous. Laughingly drunk while they steal your watch. Is there intellect behind the alcohol soaked brain? A puzzle that surely needs to be figured out

I'll watch and see as cats usually do.

I assure you there is not. I am a dumb fool. However narcissim wasn't part of the question: if it were I would have to respond with, yep.....but quietly. Which is not ironic if you ask my siblings....

 

[Trixzee]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... you are my goddess! we should practice making babies!

Got it in one then, did I?

As a fellow scotch drinker I feel compelled to ask, what's your drink of choice?

 

[vampwrrr]

up limricks elude me and I'm pretty sure we get the shit kicked out of us here in texas when we where eyeliner....... so that would be a no.

WHO TOLD YOU HE WORE EYELINER?!

THE DEVIL TOLD YOU THAT!! THE DEVIL TOLD YOU THAT!!

*stomps through the floor*

 

[sexualman123]

Got it in one then, did I?

As a fellow scotch drinker I feel compelled to ask, what's your drink of choice?

okay I will seriously be embarressed if i answer that. but I will anyway....... I DON"T KNOW..... yes I could walk in the kitchen and see, but I have 6 bottles open and i'm not looking to remeber this evening. so there is my answer.

 

[sexualman123]

WHO TOLD YOU HE WORE EYELINER?!

THE DEVIL TOLD YOU THAT!! THE DEVIL TOLD YOU THAT!!

*stomps through the floor*

actually the devil did......she is an evil bastard like that. OR

more likely I just realized I made a horrible assumption about hipstoer gay poets.... I must now go drink myself out of this stupor!!

 

[vampwrrr]

actually the devil did......she is an evil bastard like that. OR

more likely I just realized I made a horrible assumption about hipstoer gay poets.... I must now go drink myself out of this stupor!!

Try sloe gin.

It makes the world pink.

 

[sexualman123]

Try sloe gin.

It makes the world pink.

pink? nooooooo..................sorry the darth vader reference really doesnt' translate to the written word. Kind makes me wonder what the actors thought when the read the script?

any whoo...... I have clearly lost my damn mind if I brought up Darth vader as a fucking talking point.... ... this could be a long night.