Gentlemen Prefer Blondes porno parody

[TexMan324]

I was thinking of a big-titty porno parody of the 1950's musical "Gentleman Prefer Blondes".

It would star big bust icons Sarenna Lee and Casey James seducing unsuspecting lucky guys for threesomes while on route to Paris. There may even be some music numbers where everyone is naked.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I think something could be done with Marilyn Monroe's "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" song and dance from that movie. It's a very witty song, call in peak Marilyn perhaps. I don't see it as being hard-core porn, but rather some naughty flashing on her part. I'm not a choreographer, so I'm not sure exactly how it would go. Here is the whole thing; bring some of your imagination to the table.

By the way, those ladies tied to the revolving chandelier has some kinky overtones.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I doubt that the Marilyn Monroe idea would work as a story. I could envision it more as an extended comedy sketch. It would sort of be a strip-tease in which "Marilyn" reveals that the lingerie underneath is the same color as the dress. Sort of Blaze Starr retro soft-core rather than hard-core. (Burlesque survived in New York until the late 1960s, I think.)

Of course writing is the only option we have here, so if someone is willing to take on the challenge . . .

Philip Roth describes in one of his novels (I forgot which one) how as a teenager he and other men would openly masturbate in their seats while watching burlesque shows. If Roth is to be believed, he would cum into a baseball mitt he brought with him. I guess back in those days the power of suggestion was enough to get guys off. Maybe there's a story in that.

 

[ericrodman101]

View attachment 2192853
Adriana Chechik does a sort of a Monroe parody for Tushy which starts out like Marilyn dancing seductively and ends up with a triple teaming.

 

[gunhilltrain]

View attachment 2192853
Adriana Chechik does a sort of a Monroe parody for Tushy which starts out like Marilyn dancing seductively and ends up with a triple teaming.

She'd look better if she was wearing a red-purple garter, straps, stockings, and high heels (everything color-coordinated). I'm a sucker for cute lingerie. (At least she still has the gloves.)

 

[Carnevil9]

I've been watching porn for probably longer than most of you guys have been alive, and I still haven't seen a woman who is sexier than Marylin Monroe. Yowsa!!!

 

[gunhilltrain]

I've been watching porn for probably longer than most of you guys have been alive, and I still haven't seen a woman who is sexier than Marylin Monroe. Yowsa!!!

I'm sixty-seven, and I was born a few days before The Seven Year Itch was released in June, 1955. Thus I've been around for awhile.

Yes, Monroe was sexy, but her persona and appearance were a Hollywood creation. Ever see photos of her before she went into show business? Very girl-next-door look for her real self. When I was an adolescent, my first celebrity crush was another blonde, Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker (movie released in late 1967). I'm not sure why, but a lady who drove getaway cars and had her own guns (and wasn't afraid to use them) was very appealing to me. She never did a nude scene that I am aware of.

Dunaway projected a very confident attitude in that film as she did in most of her roles.

Loved the berets she wore.

 

[alohadave]

She'd look better if she was wearing a red-purple garter, straps, stockings, and high heels (everything color-coordinated). I'm a sucker for cute lingerie. (At least she still has the gloves.)

She'd look 100% better if she wasn't wearing that god-awful wig.

 

[gunhilltrain]

She'd look 100% better if she wasn't wearing that god-awful wig.

Yes, she seems to be a natural brunette.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...0px-Adriana_Chechik_2019_by_Glenn_Francis.jpg

I've never seen her before, but I wonder what she looks like without all that make-up. I also wonder what she's going to look like and what's she going to be doing ten to fifteen years from now.

 

[Rob_Royale]

This is a fun idea. Change every name to something close sounding but sexual, like Gentlemen Prefer Shaved Pussy, and change the character names to Lorelei Lay and Dorothy Shows. Don't name the pornstar inspirations but describe them to a T. Add plenty of sex and your off. In some cases, you can find digital copies of scripts and screenplays that could help you with the scenes and dialog. Very interesting idea.