Gentlemen, hold out your dongs.

[Guest]

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[cloudy]

Please tell me you didn't...

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[lil_elvis]

Like when my cousin went to his kids school for show and tell at the time Toy Story was all the rage. One kid did his presentation by saying "I have a giant Woody that talks."

 

[fieryjen]

*beerspew*

Ooooh dear...

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

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I figure in twenty years you'll encounter one of your students and that will be their fondest memory of school.

 

[sweetness6280]

*Iced Tea spew*


I don't even have to ask the reaction. When my oldest was in 7th grade, I worked with them (at their director's request) on choreography for a very ambitious musical revue. We worked 3 days a week, and I got to know them quite well. I won't even begin to repeat my... um... interesting moments.

I will laugh all night.

 

[Guest]

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[kromen]

*7&7 spew*

 

[john-the-author]

Well, you know that lower part of the Bell Carol? The part where the men's voices go "Ding-----------------------, Dong-----------------------, Ding-----------------------, Dong----------------------?

Their Dongs weren't long enough. They weren't holding them out long enough.

I don't know how else to say it.

Hold out your dongs.

Jesus.

I sing 2nd bass and have that problem: a lot of dong, but not enough ding.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I sing 2nd bass and have that problem: a lot of dong, but not enough ding.

*in stead of spewing, falling on the floor, holding my sides*

John, I had the same problem in the baritone section.

wipes tears of laughter from eyes.

 

[jomar]

Hot for teacher...

Some things just pop out, eh?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The carol of the bells is why I stopped singing. that and my amazingly inability to sing.

I got giggle fits over the dongs.

 

[Guest]

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[Safe_Bet]

Well, you know that lower part of the Bell Carol? The part where the men's voices go "Ding-----------------------, Dong-----------------------, Ding-----------------------, Dong----------------------?

Their Dongs weren't long enough. They weren't holding them out long enough.

I don't know how else to say it.

Hold out your dongs.

Jesus.

But did you manage to keep a straight face? I would have been cracking up right along with them!

 

[fieryjen]

We are NOT singing that song tomorrow.

And then we have the next three days off for Thanksgiving.

Maybe by Monday it will have - faded - somewhat? Maybe?

All I can think is: Don't plan on that song for Christmas this year if you want the fading to happen.

Sorry, I'm totally not helping.

 

[Guest]

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[impressive]

 

[SlickTony]

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[TE999]

*English Breakfast tea spew*

BWAHAHAHAHA*snort...gasp*BWAHAHAHAHA*wheeze...cough*

"Hey Dad, guess what Mrs. sarahh said in class today...?"

 

[Misty_Morning]

This is priceless.

I'm thinking...you need to select another song.

 

[Safe_Bet]

This is priceless.

I'm thinking...you need to select another song.

You could always replace it with "Jingle Balls"

 

[sr71plt]

I sing 2nd bass and have that problem: a lot of dong, but not enough ding.

I'm a tenor. More ding than dong.

 

[Misty_Morning]

You could always replace it with "Jingle Balls"

Or "Cum All Ye Faithful"

 

[sr71plt]

You could always replace it with "Jingle Balls"

Or "I Came upon a Midnight Clear."