Gentleman George

acitore_vuli

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Gentleman George


With hands the size of shovels
And a heart of gold
He spoke to those that listened
With his fiddle and his bow

He played the roadside taverns
For very little pay
Despite the fact that people
Packed the places he would play

Come on honey let the party begin
George is playin’ at the Euclid Inn
We’re gonna’ dance until there’s no one there
‘Cept old George playin’ Maidens Prayer

He drove off in his Chevy
After every single show
Rear end hangin' heavy
Through the brutal winter snow

Heading to the place that
Only he could call a home
A trailer on the roadside
With no heat or telephone

Come on baby join me out on the floor
Old George is kicking’ up Turkey in the Straw
We’re gonna’ dance until we see for sure
Gentleman George walkin’ out that door

He’s sitting in his armchair
Warm from whiskey cold alone
Missing everything he’s lost
And things he’ll never know

He opens up the case and
Takes his fiddle and his bow
And looks at them as tired old men
Says “Friends, we’re going home”.

Digs deeper in the case until
He finds the 44
Then lays the bow across the strings
Like waves upon the shore

The shot rang out for miles
The sound rang out for years
A fiddle in our memory
A bullet in our tears

Come on baby let me hold you tight
There is a loss in the world tonight
Tell me now where do I go
With no more fiddle and no more bow?
 
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Gentleman George and his girl Marge,
Got stuck in the elevator,
Marge got horny and George grew large,
Then he got on his knees and ate her.

The lights came on, they started to rise,
The thoughts in Marge's mind were myriad.
George got up from his knees and his face was red,
Because Marge was having her period.
 
Ham Murabi said:
Gentleman George and his girl Marge,
Got stuck in the elevator,
Marge got horny and George grew large,
Then he got on his knees and ate her.

The lights came on, they started to rise,
The thoughts in Marge's mind were myriad.
George got up from his knees and his face was red,
Because Marge was having her period.

lol, not bad.
 
Ham Murabi said:
Gentleman George and his girl Marge,
Got stuck in the elevator,
Marge got horny and George grew large,
Then he got on his knees and ate her.

The lights came on, they started to rise,
The thoughts in Marge's mind were myriad.
George got up from his knees and his face was red,
Because Marge was having her period.

OHHHHHHHH god.
 
acitore_vuli said:
Gentleman George


With hands the size of shovels
And a heart of gold
He spoke to those that listened
With his fiddle and his bow

He played the roadside taverns
For very little pay
Despite the fact that people
Packed the places he would play

Come on honey let the party begin
George is playin’ at the Euclid Inn
We’re gonna’ dance until there’s no one there
‘Cept old George playin’ Maidens Prayer

He drove off in his Chevy
After every single show
Rear end hangin' heavy
Through the brutal winter snow

Heading to the place that
Only he could call a home
A trailer on the roadside
With no heat or telephone

Come on baby join me out on the floor
Old George is kicking’ up Turkey in the Straw
We’re gonna’ dance until we see for sure
Gentleman George walkin’ out that door

He’s sitting in his armchair
Warm from whiskey cold alone
Missing everything he’s lost
And things he’ll never know

He opens up the case and
Takes his fiddle and his bow
And looks at them as tired old men
Says “Friends, we’re going home”.

Digs deeper in the case until
He finds the 44
Then lays the bow across the strings
Like waves upon the shore

The shot rang out for miles
The sound rang out for years
A fiddle in our memory
A bullet in our tears

Come on baby let me hold you tight
There is a loss in the world tonight
Tell me now where do I go
With no more fiddle and no more bow?

That is lovely, pal. I would love to hear you play and sing this one!
 
Re: Re: Gentleman George

A Desert Rose said:
That is lovely, pal. I would love to hear you play and sing this one!

Why thank you. I would love to sing it for you.
 
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