Genital Aesthetics

[Phelia]

I hate the idea of an "ugly" penis or an "ugly" vagina. It's the stupidest thing in the world. All genitals look a little weird. We like them anyway, because we want to fuck them. I still see throwaway comments about beef curtains or the idea that if your cunt is anything but the tiniest of peepholes, you're slutty and used up (actually, that is hot). It's at odds with biology and reality. It's mean. It's a mean thing to do, to try and make someone ashamed of their body and their sexuality.

I once heard a black porn actress' labia described as looking like "soggy cocoa puffs." What an awful, ugly thing to say. Can you imagine if that woman ever heard it? I would have sex with bowls of breakfast cereal all day before I ever have sex with a person who says something like that. It doesn't happen as much in Canada, but I used to hate when girlfriends would say "I just don't think I could be with an uncircumcised guy." Why the fuck not??? Do you think his foreskin is going to reach out and swallow you whole? Jesus. Who cares?

Labiaplasty and butthole bleaching should not need to exist. It even makes me a little uncomfortable to hear pussies described as pretty, even my own. And it is. They all are. Being pretty is just part of being a pussy. Am I being crazy? Do you have exceptionally beautiful genitals?

p.s. I only started this thread because I am embarrassed of my ugly penis.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If you leave the lights off it hardly matters.

 

[MonaLittle]

YEAH! Tell it like it is, G/F!!

*LOL@ soggy cocoa puffs.

 

[lovetoread]

Were you looking my my article?

I do have an ugly one, its why I keep it covered.

 

[pete]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7RDipF1ObI

 

[IndieSnob]

What about anuses though? Does the same still apply?

 

[Phelia]

If you leave the lights off it hardly matters.

Cataracts are nature's sexy blindfolds.

YEAH! Tell it like it is, G/F!!

*LOL@ soggy cocoa puffs.

I know! It was a mean thing to say, but I was pretty impressed with the poetry of it. "Her eyes sparkled like Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

Were you looking my my article?

I do have an ugly one, its why I keep it covered.

No, I didn't see it! Did you post it here? Is it about pussies? I want to read it!

And you have a gorgeous one. I just know it, and you should convert all of your work pants to crotchless to show it off.

 

[zipman]

I hate the idea of an "ugly" penis or an "ugly" vagina. It's the stupidest thing in the world. All genitals look a little weird. We like them anyway, because we want to fuck them. I still see throwaway comments about beef curtains or the idea that if your cunt is anything but the tiniest of peepholes, you're slutty and used up (actually, that is hot). It's at odds with biology and reality. It's mean. It's a mean thing to do, to try and make someone ashamed of their body and their sexuality.

I once heard a black porn actress' labia described as looking like "soggy cocoa puffs." What an awful, ugly thing to say. Can you imagine if that woman ever heard it? I would have sex with bowls of breakfast cereal all day before I ever have sex with a person who says something like that. It doesn't happen as much in Canada, but I used to hate when girlfriends would say "I just don't think I could be with an uncircumcised guy." Why the fuck not??? Do you think his foreskin is going to reach out and swallow you whole? Jesus. Who cares?

Labiaplasty and butthole bleaching should not need to exist. It even makes me a little uncomfortable to hear pussies described as pretty, even my own. And it is. They all are. Being pretty is just part of being a pussy. Am I being crazy? Do you have exceptionally beautiful genitals?

p.s. I only started this thread because I am embarrassed of my ugly penis.

Why should genitalia get special treatment?

 

[Laurel]

Not to brag, but mine's really pretty. Sadly, my vulva ranks higher on the vulva beauty scale than my face ranks on the face beauty scale. Sad because far more people have seen the latter than the former. And you can't really say, "Yeah, I'm kinda funky/strange looking, but you should see my pussy!" Well, I suppose you could, but that would be a weird thing to say.

Yep.

 

[Adre]

Sex with a bowl of cereal? Go with Rice Krispies, they talk back.

 

[Laurel]

Why should genitalia get special treatment?

Where do you get all these wise concise posts?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

You have a penis?!

HOT.

 

[Phelia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7RDipF1ObI

Ha! I had a friend who used to say the "my body is a movie and your penis is the star" thing. Never realized it was a quote - I thought she was just weird and super into cock. Is that supposed to be a dream sequence, or is it just a really bizarre movie? Three super hot women though, wow.

Are guys bothered by stuff that fixates on cock size? I mean, not anyone on the internet, of course, because we all have giant dicks so it wouldn't really bother us, but in real life, not all penises are massive. If we're honest, size does matter, but not THAT much. I just think "mmm, baby, your cock is so big" sounds a little lazy, doesn't it?

What about anuses though? Does the same still apply?

Yes. Anuses are majestic and to be worshipped.

 

[zipman]

Where do you get all these wise concise posts?

My dog feeds them to me so I can look smart on the interwebs.

 

[Laurel]

My dog feeds them to me so I can look smart on the interwebs.

Tell your dog I said he roolz. Or maybe just "Arf!" He'll understand.

BTW, I remember when he was just a pup.

 

[zipman]

Tell your dog I said he roolz. Or maybe just "Arf!" He'll understand.

BTW, I remember when he was just a pup.

It seems like just yesterday. And now he's 7.

And he totally roolz. He makes me burst out laughing at least once a day.

And he's smart to boot.

 

[IndieSnob]

OK, what about testicle?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Sex with a bowl of cereal? Go with Rice Krispies, they talk back.

I'm more a fan of Cocoa Krispies, myself. That's some sweet-talking chocolate goodness.

 

[Phelia]

Why should genitalia get special treatment?

Actually, I don't think they should. I hate any sort of negative comment made about a person's physical appearance, and sometimes I am even uncomfortable with effusively positive comments, because I just don't think it's something that should matter. That said, I realize that it does because it has to, and I like to pay compliments to people I find attractive, handsome, and beautiful as well as receive them.

I think that genitals are different because of the lack of regular exposure, in all senses, and because they are explicitly sexual body parts. I can't articulate the significance of that difference to you, though, and I take your point!

Not to brag, but mine's really pretty. Sadly, my vulva ranks higher on the vulva beauty scale than my face ranks on the face beauty scale. Sad because far more people have seen the latter than the former. And you can't really say, "Yeah, I'm kinda funky/strange looking, but you should see my pussy!" Well, I suppose you could, but that would be a weird thing to say.

Yep.

Everything about you is absolutely beautiful, but here's my solution: we all start wearing t-shirts with screen-printed photos of our goodies.

 

[Lorilei]

OK, what about testicle?

You only have one?

 

[IndieSnob]

You only have one?

Thanks for pointing that out.

 

[lovetoread]

I wonder if I could get a promotion if I wore crotchless pants to work.

 

[Lorilei]

Thanks for pointing that out.

*points and laughs*

 

[MonaLittle]

Not if you're love petal is as unsightly as you describe.

 

[Aquagal]

I like the way mine looks when its all puffy and engorged. Shiny when wet.

As far as beautiful cocks? I like when the veins stick out, like natures ribbing. Changing colors towards the head to a red, with a pressie on top.