Genie, Grant Us Some Wishes

[_Troia_]

If you discovered a bottle with a genie in it, what are three wishes you would like to be granted?

1. Some new toys, 2. a nice wet, nimble tongue for use on my body, and 3. a million dollars.

 

[Cindy027]

1. One hundred billion dollars
2. New personalities for some of the people I work with.
3. Be infinitely amazing to my partner ad infinitum.

 

[_Troia_]

1. One hundred billion dollars
2. New personalities for some of the people I work with.
3. Be infinitely amazing to my partner ad infinitum.

I love number two!

 

[coffeelover5]

Enough money to set up all of my sisters, brothers, nieces and nephews up so they could have more of a choice to do what they want in life and not put up with any toxic workplace or boss again, ever.

Provide full and proper health care to all that need it.

Ship all the toxic people to one country, move the good out and let them asshats have at each other.

 

[munch2much]

Enough money that I don’t have to worry
Little enough that I can’t take things for granted
And the same for everyone else

 

[AmberLGreen]

1) World peace with people taking care of each other
2) magical and whimsical connection with a genuine caring soul .
3) A beautiful magic garden to play in

I might be able to help with number 3

 

[Rob_Royale]

1. For my wife and I to both have our 19-year-old bodies back. If that counts as two wishes then so be it.
2. 3 million $

 

[FranklyFrank]

I might be able to help with number 3

You mean you don't wax??

 

[AmberLGreen]

You mean you don't wax??

Psst Landscaped merkin

I am just trying to be friendly and help people get their wishes

 

[cuppatea]

Good health for me and friends.
A partner to share in my perversions
Enough gummy cola to sink several countries.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Psst Landscaped merkin

I am just trying to be friendly and help people get their wishes

I think it's very generous of you to help!

Oh! I didn't realize you wore a wig!

 

[cuppatea]

A lady wears a syrup?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think it's very generous of you to help!

Oh! I didn't realize you wore a wig!

Some days a wig, some days rhinestones. I like variety

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Is this the one where I get the hard of hearing genie and end up with the 1’ tall piano player?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Some days a wig, some days rhinestones. I like variety

So I guess that answers the question...does the carpet match the drapes...with the answer being...sometimes!