Gender Envy

[Phelia]

A friend asked me if I would come back as a man or a woman, if given the choice, and I answered that it depended on whether or not I'd remember my previous life. If I don't, I'm happy to be female again. It suits me just fine - I love being a woman (in this part of the world, that is) (and on the internet, where boobs are magic).

If I could remember this life, though, I think I might come back as a man. It would be fun to compare and contrast, and there are some things I'm very curious about. I absolutely want to know what it feels like to have a penis. To be able to fuck something. I want to fuck something, to be inside of another person and leave part of myself behind. Oh man, I would stick that thing everywhere. Twice. Hard. Balls, too. I really do wonder what it feels like to be kicked in the balls, and I'm sorry to every male who cringed just reading that, but I'm a curious cat with a masochistic streak.

If you could switch for a day, would you? Are you curious or envious about any experiences that are specific to the other gender? Do you identify outside of the gender binary?

 

[Deafening]

I don't believe Elizabeth just called me a fat ugly lesbian on National Television!

 

[CandiCame]

Absolutely.

I'd love to know what vaginal sex feels like. Because it looks amazing.

 

[Phelia]

I want to be a man so I can ejaculate all over Deafening's back and then throw glitter on it.

Do men ever want to know what it's like to be pregnant? Not that it's something that every woman experiences, but it's a unique gender trait to be able to get a baby inside of you (without eating one).

 

[Phelia]

Absolutely.

I'd love to know what vaginal sex feels like. Because it looks amazing.

It feels amazing!

I want a blowjob.

 

[Aquagal]

I want to experience maleness. Mostly holding a penis and the force behind it. Whether it be peeing or cumming, just handling it. And that whole crying bit, I wish I had the ability to control my emotions more typically given to men.

 

[planetqueen]

I lived with a woman who became a man. Takes some getting used to but he does make an amazing man.

I adore being a woman - love being penetrated and having all my bits.

I love the gorgeousness of my female friends and the experience of being a mum.

Definitely wouldn't want to come back as a man.

 

[satyr82000]

I do sometimes try to imagine what it would feel like to have a pussy and get laid. I guess if I were bi I might have an idea, but then, that is a very different experience. I definately enjoy exploring women's bodies and so of course I think it would be fun to have all those sensuous accessories at my fingertips, as it were.

As an academic thought it would be interesting to experience pregnancy but it definitely looks like a lot of work!

Bottom line, sexually the woman's body would an intriguing place to be, but its probably too high maintenance for a slacker dude.

 

[oggbashan]

The soothsayer Tiresias was supposed to have been the only person to have been both a man and a woman.

It didn't seem to have given him much insight.

 

[HoHoBomb]

it's easier for men to pee

 

[Phelia]

I want to experience maleness. Mostly holding a penis and the force behind it. Whether it be peeing or cumming, just handling it. And that whole crying bit, I wish I had the ability to control my emotions more typically given to men.

I used to want to pee like a man, too, but that's just because it seemed easier to stay standing up

I know what you mean about maleness and force, though. Sometimes I notice in myself a sort of aggressive energy that feels more "male" to me, but I never really seem to embody it. I do keep my emotions rather close to the surface, but I really like that about myself. It feels very natural. It's hard to imagine that changing if I were a man, but I'm sure it would, a bit. Interesting to consider.

 

[Aquagal]

I used to want to pee like a man, too, but that's just because it seemed easier to stay standing up

I know what you mean about maleness and force, though. Sometimes I notice in myself a sort of aggressive energy that feels more "male" to me, but I never really seem to embody it. I do keep my emotions rather close to the surface, but I really like that about myself. It feels very natural. It's hard to imagine that changing if I were a man, but I'm sure it would, a bit. Interesting to consider.

I'd love a blow job too. And I'd want her to lick my balls. I want to feel a prostate orgasm too.

 

[Liar]

Well, I sure wouldn't want to be a female version of me.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

aside from the lesbian sex, I can't see any benefit to being a woman. I hate to shop!

 

[Aquagal]

aside from the lesbian sex, I can't see any benefit to being a woman. I hate to shop!

I hate to shop too. Just sayin'

 

[oggbashan]

it's easier for men to pee

Unless they have a urinary infection. Then there is a lot to hurt.

As for having a catheter inserted or removed - Ouch!

 

[oggbashan]

I used to want to pee like a man, too, but that's just because it seemed easier to stay standing up

...

Back in the 1910s, the seaside town of Hastings in Sussex opened new public toilets. They had to shut the Ladies part within weeks for adaptations because of the innovation they had been persuaded to install by the architect.

They had provided standing stalls for women to pee. They were very unpopular.

Even now Hastings tries to pretend it never happened.

 

[Phelia]

I lived with a woman who became a man. Takes some getting used to but he does make an amazing man.

I adore being a woman - love being penetrated and having all my bits.

I love the gorgeousness of my female friends and the experience of being a mum.

Definitely wouldn't want to come back as a man.

Love seeing a woman who loves being a woman

Interesting point about friendships! My relationships with my close female friends are some of the highlights with my life, but I think men form unique bonds, as well. I have a feeling I'd give good bromance.

I do sometimes try to imagine what it would feel like to have a pussy and get laid. I guess if I were bi I might have an idea, but then, that is a very different experience. I definately enjoy exploring women's bodies and so of course I think it would be fun to have all those sensuous accessories at my fingertips, as it were.

As an academic thought it would be interesting to experience pregnancy but it definitely looks like a lot of work!

Bottom line, sexually the woman's body would an intriguing place to be, but its probably too high maintenance for a slacker dude.

It DOES look like a lot of work! Thank you for your thoughts, and having tits is awesome.

 

[Aquagal]

Love seeing a woman who loves being a woman

Interesting point about friendships! My relationships with my close female friends are some of the highlights with my life, but I think men form unique bonds, as well. I have a feeling I'd give good bromance.



It DOES look like a lot of work! Thank you for your thoughts, and having tits is awesome.

I enjoy my femininity fully, but I do appreciate how males can call each other a Fucker and not get hurt feelings.

 

[Phelia]

The soothsayer Tiresias was supposed to have been the only person to have been both a man and a woman.

It didn't seem to have given him much insight.

Hahaha!

A little, foresight, though! Not such a bum deal.

it's easier for men to pee

Jinx!

I'd love a blow job too. And I'd want her to lick my balls. I want to feel a prostate orgasm too.

Oh, yes. I would do unspeakable things to Aquaguy

 

[CandiCame]

I want to be a man so I can ejaculate all over Deafening's back and then throw glitter on it.

Do men ever want to know what it's like to be pregnant? Not that it's something that every woman experiences, but it's a unique gender trait to be able to get a baby inside of you (without eating one).

I've never heard anything good about that. Why would anyone want to do that? Pregnancy is an accident. I've never heard anybody say, "Man, that 12 hours of labor- that was the best time of my life. That was fucking awesome."

Bri's been in and out of the hospital since we found out about this thing. It's the worst thing ever. I don't like being in a pair bond with someone who's pregnant, I have NO desire to ever do it myself. I can't think of a single plus.

She'll sometimes just come up and punch me in the gut or something and I'm just like, "...IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KNOW HOW CONDOMS WORK" but secretly I feel like she's completely justified.

 

[CandiCame]

Well, I sure wouldn't want to be a female version of me.

Oh shit, yeah. With the hormones and the mood swings and the pain and shit. Can't forget about that.

 

[Phelia]

Well, I sure wouldn't want to be a female version of me.

Why not? I'm sure you'd be very fetching. Nothing like a sexy lady-squirrel.

aside from the lesbian sex, I can't see any benefit to being a woman. I hate to shop!

It's not like all women do is shop, you chauvinist pig. We also do household chores and curl our eyelashes.

Back in the 1910s, the seaside town of Hastings in Sussex opened new public toilets. They had to shut the Ladies part within weeks for adaptations because of the innovation they had been persuaded to install by the architect.

They had provided standing stalls for women to pee. They were very unpopular.

Even now Hastings tries to pretend it never happened.

Oh, buddy. Say hello to the Go Girl.

I enjoy my femininity fully, but I do appreciate how males can call each other a Fucker and not get hurt feelings.

Fucker!

I'm sorry! Let's hug

 

[CandiCame]

Why not? I'm sure you'd be very fetching. Nothing like a sexy lady-squirrel.



It's not like all women do is shop, you chauvinist pig. We also do household chores and curl our eyelashes.



Oh, buddy. Say hello to the Go Girl.

Fucker!

I'm sorry! Let's hug

Wow. I have literally never thought about that.

I've been camping and shit with girls before and this literally never crossed my mind. That is totally weird. I realized this question existed and it was instantly answered for me.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm 90% sure the shit that you guys are listing has nothing to do with biological sex. You can fuck around with a girl and she won't get pissed off unless she's a candy ass. And if she's more sensitive than me we don't need to be hanging out.