Geek factor 7 - redux - how many remote controls do you have?

How Many remotes do you have in your household??

  • No remotes at all!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2 remotes (if you have any you probably have at least two)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3 remotes - probably about average.

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • 4 remotes - still probably about average.

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • 5 remotes - starting to sound like a geek to me.

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • 6 remotes - that's a geek. ;)

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • 7 remotes - yep a geek, you need to explain what all those remotes are for.

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • 8 remotes! Couch potato material

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 9 remotes!! Do you need a spatula to pry you up out of the couch?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 10 or more remotes!!! You've got a problem - do you have a remote to tell you where your remotes are

    Votes: 3 30.0%

  • Total voters
    10

Shy Tall Guy

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Yep, you guessed it, I have 7; two for the TVs (I have TV in the living room and bedroom), one for the Satellite RX, one for the audio/video controller, two for the VCRs in the living room and bedroom, and finally a remote for my digital camera.

How many do you have in your household (you can include the car too).
 
Oops - voted for the wrong one - I voted for 6 by mistake. Oh well, one doesn't have batteries and I don't use it.
 
Let's See where to begin:

3 VCR Remotes
4 TV Remotes {only 2 tv's that need them:confused: }
3 home made remotes for the thermostats so I can turn the heat up a hor before I get out of bed
2 home made remotes for the tubs hot and cold water, to get it ready for morning shower
2 Radio/stereo remotes
1 very old power cord remote to turn off the lamp across the room so I can stil see to get in the bed
1 long stick to turn on the light switch from the bed too.
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16?




ps. am I allowed to include the remotes I am working on making? if so:

1 Remote to prewarm the toaster for toasting
1 Remote for the bathroom light
1 remote to flush the toilet
1 remote for the kitchen light
1 remote to program the alarm clocks


YEah, better living through automation
 
opps, forgot a few that i don't really use but I have

3 universal remotes that only work on one thing and not universally as claimed
1 cable box remote
1 digital cable box remote.

thats it thanks
 
2 tv remotes
2 vcr remotes
2 satellite dish remotes
3 stereo remotes
 
Todd-'o'-Vision said:
1 remote to flush the toilet

YEah, better living through automation
*Choke! Sputter!*

Well folks, I think we have a winner for the geek of the year contest. Only a true geek would need a remote to flush the toilet! :rolleyes:
 
I have 4 in my room but... 10 in my house.

use to have 15 but my brother moved out and took 5 with him.
 
I had to go with 7, I have one for the tv two for the vcr's one for the dvd one for the satalite one for the stereo one for the ceiling fan and one in my truck for that stereo. so I guess I qualify to be a geek.


but I never had a pocket protector so there:p
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
:eek: :eek:

And you call yourself a geek?!?! :rolleyes:



;)

actually, i'm not really a geek. just a dork. but i like geeks. mmmm..... yes..... i like geeks very much.

*blushes and wanders out of the thread*
 
+10 for me. I have a techno-loving hubby. But I shouldn't pass the blame on him, I love tech too :)

All through the house and studio we have 3 tvs, 4 vcrs, 2 dvds, umpteen stereos and receivers...but we lost the remote to the partridge in a pear tree. :(

Say, do remotes on vibrators count??
 
seXieleXie said:


actually, i'm not really a geek. just a dork.
You are not a dork! There are a few people here who are dorks, but you are just the opposite!

If you ever call yourself a dork again I am going to have to spank you so Hard you won't forget it! So there! ;)
 
seXieleXie said:
[Bi'm a dork i'm a dork i'm a dork! [/B]

*Spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, caress, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, caress, caress, spank, spank, spank, spank, caress, caress, kiss, finger, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank, caress, finger, finger, lick, kiss, spank, spank, Kiss, LICK, tongue, spank, Spank, SPANK!*

Um, gotta go - umm uh, gotta take a cold shower! :eek:
 
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