Garnate
Died Tragically
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- Apr 26, 2008
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It's been a few weeks since I've had a drink so tonight it's on. I encourage everyone at home to play along to make things more fun.
Drink whenever:
Query writes a paragraph,
Smoove tells someone to choke on an AIDS dick,
Cowslinger refers to his oral skills,
pmann trolls Cowslinger for his oral skills,
Killswitch makes something up,
Killswitch tries to parent someone,
Lance's bitterness shows,
LittleFinger posts instead of work on his writing,
Garnate posts a selfie,
eyer's bitterness shows,
Zumi posts a gif,
thor talks about snow,
Spacekowboy demands boob pics,
Someone you have on ignore posts and you click "view post",
JBJ hates on black people,
1HF climbs a tree,
Fata or dolf calls someone a cunt,
Rimmy masturbates to toe infection pictures,
Jelly talks about how great Nickelback is,
Des quotes literature no one has read,
Saint Peter mentions welding,
LadyFunk calls someone fat,
Parodylvr starts a thread,
Someone asks if mAnn died,
Mike Yates talks about Heathrrry Hoffman,
Heatherrry Hoffman takes out a restraining order on Mike Yates,
Laurel explains the rules to people who will never understand them,
Someone bitches about Laurel's rules,
Someone bitches about being played by a married man,
Bert is mentioned,
Byron is mentioned,
Someone says that the GeeBee is the new Playground,
Someone mentions a person's white/black/brown/whatnot privilege,
Miles starts an Obummer thread,
Pmann shoots up heroin,
Someone uses text speak,
Someone is being too Lori
Someone asks for help finding a story,
Someone asks if chat is down,
Someone posts a Personals ad on the GB,
Emerson makes you laugh
In the effort to not die of alcohol poisoning, I suggest you just sip from your drink, rather than take a regular drink. It's still early but I wanted to give you a heads-up on tonight's game. The drunkest fuck wins.
Drink whenever:
Query writes a paragraph,
Smoove tells someone to choke on an AIDS dick,
Cowslinger refers to his oral skills,
pmann trolls Cowslinger for his oral skills,
Killswitch makes something up,
Killswitch tries to parent someone,
Lance's bitterness shows,
LittleFinger posts instead of work on his writing,
Garnate posts a selfie,
eyer's bitterness shows,
Zumi posts a gif,
thor talks about snow,
Spacekowboy demands boob pics,
Someone you have on ignore posts and you click "view post",
JBJ hates on black people,
1HF climbs a tree,
Fata or dolf calls someone a cunt,
Rimmy masturbates to toe infection pictures,
Jelly talks about how great Nickelback is,
Des quotes literature no one has read,
Saint Peter mentions welding,
LadyFunk calls someone fat,
Parodylvr starts a thread,
Someone asks if mAnn died,
Mike Yates talks about Heathrrry Hoffman,
Heatherrry Hoffman takes out a restraining order on Mike Yates,
Laurel explains the rules to people who will never understand them,
Someone bitches about Laurel's rules,
Someone bitches about being played by a married man,
Bert is mentioned,
Byron is mentioned,
Someone says that the GeeBee is the new Playground,
Someone mentions a person's white/black/brown/whatnot privilege,
Miles starts an Obummer thread,
Pmann shoots up heroin,
Someone uses text speak,
Someone is being too Lori
Someone asks for help finding a story,
Someone asks if chat is down,
Someone posts a Personals ad on the GB,
Emerson makes you laugh
In the effort to not die of alcohol poisoning, I suggest you just sip from your drink, rather than take a regular drink. It's still early but I wanted to give you a heads-up on tonight's game. The drunkest fuck wins.
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