Gay sheep shed some light for researchers

[KillerMuffin]

http://msnbc.com/news/830384.asp?pne=msn


Since you can't dissect gay men--people get upset--they've been opening up the craniums of rams (male sheep, sports fans) that will only mate with other rams. Kinda blows that whole "homosexuality isn't natural" thing out of the water, huh?

Anyway, there are substantial differences between the structure of the gay ram's brain and straight ram's brain.

Fallwell is expected to announce that science has been perverted by the perverts and is now officially subverted by the subversive gay agenda. Good Christian folk are to renounce all scientific advancements until further notice. Please turn in your microwaves and radar detectors.

 

[Flagg]

Rams have been known to say to passing sheep :

'I don't fancy ewe'

 

[J.B.]

You know. I can just picture some "brilliant" scientist or whatever you want to call them, claiming to be able to "correct" this by removing something.


I don't know... maybe I saw Gatica one too many times.

 

[RawHumor]

Is it just me?

I've always thought of "gaydom" as being similar to being left-handed. If you're left-handed, you CAN force yourself to be right-handed, but it probably won't ever really feel natural to you. Similarly, there are quite a few ambidextrous folks out there.

Comments, anyone?

 

[Guest]

Rams... Gaddanm Sheep-shaggers.

 

[sunstruck]

I hear The Christian Coalition is sending mass emails asking people to stop buying wool. It's quite annoying.

 

[The Heretic]

http://msnbc.com/news/830384.asp?pne=msn


Since you can't dissect gay men--people get upset--they've been opening up the craniums of rams (male sheep, sports fans) that will only mate with other rams. Kinda blows that whole "homosexuality isn't natural" thing out of the water, huh?

That was blown out of the water long ago; over 450 different species of life on earth exhibit homosexual behaviors.

Fallwell is expected to announce that science has been perverted by the perverts and is now officially subverted by the subversive gay agenda. Good Christian folk are to renounce all scientific advancements until further notice. Please turn in your microwaves and radar detectors.

Nah, he will just ignore it - out of sight, out of mind.

 

[Guest]

I don't know... maybe I saw Gatica one too many times.

Geez, Has Hollywood found the fifth element?

 

[J.B.]

Re: Is it just me?

RawHumor I've always thought of "gaydom" as being similar to being left-handed. If you're left-handed, you CAN force yourself to be right-handed, but it probably won't ever really feel natural to you. Similarly, there are quite a few ambidextrous folks out there. Comments, anyone?
And what's wrong with being left handed?

kidding!
Anyway, When I was a kid my grandfather tried to make me do things with my left hand. I remember one day in particular when I was fixing a bagel and he wouldn't let me use my left hand. I cried the whole time until my cousin told me I didn't have to.


ChilledVodka Geez, Has Hollywood found the fifth element?
ha ha ha

 

[Guest]

Re: Is it just me?

I've always thought of "gaydom" as being similar to being left-handed. If you're left-handed, you CAN force yourself to be right-handed, but it probably won't ever really feel natural to you. Similarly, there are quite a few ambidextrous folks out there.

Comments, anyone?

I write with my right but throw a ball with left. What does this make me?

Also, does this mean my brain doesn't have left and right hemisphere. Just one big blob?

 

[J.B.]

Yes

 

[Diablogrl]

Re: Is it just me?

I've always thought of "gaydom" as being similar to being left-handed. If you're left-handed, you CAN force yourself to be right-handed, but it probably won't ever really feel natural to you. Similarly, there are quite a few ambidextrous folks out there.

Comments, anyone?

Similar to J.B., my father would take the pen out of my left hand and force me to write with my right hand (until he turned his back).

Nonetheless, I have always believed while there is some genetic/physiological basis to sexual preference, I believe that there is still some amount of social environmental effects involved too. See, e.g., our recent discussion on why more women are bisexual than men.

 

[teddybear4play]

For some reason, I got the image of a power outage in a research lab, and gay sheep holding flashlights so the scientists could work.

Okay, I'm goofy.

Please don't dissect my brain.

TB4p

 

[J.B.]

cute

 

[marksgirl]

I am ambidextrous, I broke my arm in the first grade and had to learn to write with my left hand.

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: Is it just me?

I write with my right but throw a ball with left. What does this make me?

Also, does this mean my brain doesn't have left and right hemisphere. Just one big blob?

It makes you a virgin. Of course if you did engage in sexual activities, the answer would be bisexual.

As for your brain being one big blob, we know, we've read your posts

 

[RawHumor]

I am ambidextrous, I broke my arm in the first grade and had to learn to write with my left hand.

My brother is the exact opposite. He was born left-handed and forced to learn to use his right hand. Now he can use both.

 

[Purple Haze]

Re: Is it just me?

I've always thought of "gaydom" as being similar to being left-handed. If you're left-handed, you CAN force yourself to be right-handed, but it probably won't ever really feel natural to you. Similarly, there are quite a few ambidextrous folks out there.

Comments, anyone?

No amount of force could make me look at a man's hairy ass and say "I love you."

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[sunstruck]

What if his ass wasn't hairy?

 

[Purple Haze]

Same thing...

 

[perks]

there are lesbian lizards too, however, I don't know too much about them.

as for the title of this thread...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

[sunstruck]

I just see the hairy ass comment a lot. Not all men have hairy asses.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Is it just me?

No amount of force could make me look at a man's hairy ass and say "I love you."

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I usually say I love you to the other side.

 

[RawHumor]

I just see the hairy ass comment a lot. Not all men have hairy asses.

Yeah, but all of the guys trying to get PH to tell them that he loves them are pretty hairy, from what I hear.

 

[Purple Haze]

I don't have a hairy ass.

Smooth as a baby's bottom...