Gay guys walks into a Bar...

[pornstarwannabe]

... and sees what appears to be a <fill_in_the_blank> sitting at the bar. <fill_in_the_blank>'s head was bowed down, staring at his beer.

Gay guy asks: "Hey, want a blow job?"

<fill_in_the_blank> beats the living hell out of the Gay guy.

Bartender says to the <fill_in_the_blank>: "Buddy, what did that guy say to you?"

<fill_in_the_blank>: "He said he wanted to give me a job!"

EDIT: I changed the joke. Fill in the blank to make it funny.

 

[mercury14]

... and sees what appears to be an illegal immigrant sitting at the bar. Immigrant's head was bowed down, staring at his beer.

Gay guy asks: "Hey, want a blow job?"

Immigrant beats the living hell out of the Gay guy.

Bartender says to the illegal: "Buddy, what did that guy say to you?"

Immigrant: "He said something about a job!"

Joke doesn't make sense.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Joke doesn't make sense.

I changed it to make it more "fun."

 

[RoryN]

Joke doesn't make sense.

He never makes sense when he's trying to be creative.

It's pretty sad.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

He never makes sense when he's trying to be creative.

It's pretty sad.

It's a joke. Fill in the blank. I did not create the joke. I heard it.

 

[mercury14]

It's a joke. Fill in the blank. I did not create the joke. I heard it.

Illegals are coming here from Mexico for work. Why are they sitting in bars punching people for talking about work?

The guy should have taken the BJ because he was offered a job.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Illegals are coming here from Mexico for work. Why are they sitting in bars punching people for talking about work?

I changed it. Try again.