Gay Celebes?

[InsatiableMe]

I was wondering if there would be an (oops!) interest in gay celeb stories at Lit. Is it even "allowed" or do the stories in the Celeb section have to be basic, boring hetero sex?






(Edited for typo.)

 

[A7inchPhildo]

It would be allowed, you can mix categories and post in the most dominant one.
I like the guy from will and grace whatever his name is and his brother. I don't know his name either. Not gay myself but he is a good looker.

The only other one I can think of is the one from six feet under (HBO) not sure why but he was good looking also. Maybe him his black friend and the little red head girl sister can do some sick thing together. There again both brothers are lookers and once more only one is gay.


Now I am scared reading my own pathetic post. Shit I sound like a newbie!

 

[kellycummings]

Lenny and Carl from The Simpsons have a threesome with Mr. Smithers. Not even much of a stretch. It writes itself.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I didn't know we can do cartoons!

After all on South Park one little boy wants to be a carpet muncher. Nevermind under 18!

 

[kellycummings]

I didn't know we can do cartoons!

After all on South Park one little boy wants to be a carpet muncher. Nevermind under 18!

Didn't he also try to "eat a box"? I think there was another one too but I can't remember it.

 

[Vincent E]

I didn't know we can do cartoons!

After all on South Park one little boy wants to be a carpet muncher. Nevermind under 18!

Kyle: Where did you get the spooge, Cartman?
Cartman: From this guy in an alley.
Kyle: An alley?
Cartman: Yeah, all I had to do was close my eyes and suck it through a hose.
Kyle: Through a hose?
Cartman: Yeah.

Cartman: Oh what's this in my hand. Oh no, it's Ben Affleck spooge.
Ben Affleck: Jennifer, I love you so much.
Yennifer Lopez (aka Cartman's hand): Oh Ben I love you.
Cartman: Okay you two, cut that out. I can't believe I've got Ben Affleck's spooge in my hand.

Above dialogue may not be direct quotes, but they're close enough to actual episodes of South Park.

Not to get back on topic or anything, but I think the sentiment that insatiable was expressing might have been a desire to write gay stories involving celebs who might not other wise be portrayed as gay. What is the big deal, I mean every body is gay these days.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Will and Grace
Boy Meets Boy
The MTV Video Music Awards
Any episode of Friends

Gay is the best way to advance your career in Hollywood today. the real challenge is in being straight. I for one am looking forward to Comedy Central's new series Straight Plan for the Gay Man. It is a reverse Quer Eye show where a group of hetero men try and straighten out a guy who collects teacups, and shit like that.

 

[InsatiableMe]

I already have the celeb in mind. I was just wondering if there would be an interest ( ) in gay stories in the Celeb section.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I already have the celeb in mind. I was just wondering if there would be an interest ( ) in gay stories in the Celeb section.

I gather then you are not sharing this thought at the moment.

Good luck and happy tales,
Phildo

 

[InsatiableMe]

lol I'll share. I'm thinking of a story about George Michael with his "cabana boy". The title will be Let Me be Your Father Figure.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

George Michael he sings don't he.

Some reason I keep thinking of a guy with dark hair, short beard hair, and a large ear ring.

cabana boy is Dad?

 

[jessy19]

I think doing gay celebs is a wonderful idea but unfortunatly might not get many reads or votes. I did a gay story on Justin Timberlake getting it on with a guy from Linkin Park and Good Charlotte and it only has three votes lol

 

[InsatiableMe]

George Michael he sings don't he.

Some reason I keep thinking of a guy with dark hair, short beard hair, and a large ear ring.

cabana boy is Dad?

lol Yeah, you "pictured" George Michael from his Faith album days.


And since Father Figure is a song by George Michael, and he's 40, he would be the father figure to his cabana boy.

 

[InsatiableMe]

I think doing gay celebs is a wonderful idea but unfortunatly might not get many reads or votes. I did a gay story on Justin Timberlake getting it on with a guy from Linkin Park and Good Charlotte and it only has three votes lol

Well, George Michael is a gay celeb, so if he has a fan base here I think they may read my story.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I can dig what you are saying. It is not my cup of tea ma'am but it kind of sounds like fun.

Not to toss cookies on the floor but Justin puke! Come on think this is more of an adult crowd. You could have done Boy George or Prince thingy symbol guy, or even Rod stuart and it might have recieved some feedback. Celebs are a tough group to begin with is true. Gay celebs who knows?

Justin timber puddle please the boy is still not old enough for the crowd you are writing for. The few that do know him are not likely to read a gay story about him, are they?

Just my two Canadian cents, which are about 1/2 value.


Phildo

 

[InsatiableMe]

I had a "crush" on Boy George as a child. What does that make me, being a female who had a "crush" on a gay drag queen?

 

[Vincent E]

I had a "crush" on Boy George as a child. What does that make me, being a female who had a "crush" on a gay drag queen?

I think the street term is a "fag hag." No offense.

As for potential readership for any story, the best thing to do is write what you want to write, post it, and let the chips fall where they may. Maybe you get hundreds of votes, or maybe two people read it and really like it. Either way, you cannot lose by contributing a good story. Who knows, maybe someone will find it in three or four years and it will become a cult classic later.

Given the state of George Michael's career these days, anything you write would be good publicity. I mean what is worse, being a father figure to a cabana boy or getting busted at a rest stop for cruising the local talent?

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I had a "crush" on Boy George as a child. What does that make me, being a female who had a "crush" on a gay drag queen?

That makes you a normal girl at the time just immature in your thoughts untill you grew out of it.

Now if you were a little boy that would be a whole different story!

I think the street term is a "fag hag."

Ok I found it funny, but this term could get you in a lot of trouble. Most Gay men are pretty relaxed about the oddity and or name calling. I happen to know 'Fag' is not a tollerated name unless it is mistakenly used by an adolecent. Not all gay men are small weaklings, a phrase such as 'fag hag' could get your block knocked off!

fag, faggot, fagot, <--terms won't win you any votes
poof, poove, pouf, nance, fairy, pansy, queen
gay man, shirtlifter,fishy, suspect, suspicious, funny, homophile, gay, homosexual, milksop, Milquetoast, pantywaist, sissy, cissy, effeminate, emasculate, sissified, sissyish, epicene

 

[InsatiableMe]

I think the street term is a "fag hag." No offense.

None taken.

I mean what is worse, being a father figure to a cabana boy or getting busted at a rest stop for cruising the local talent?

Maybe I'll write a "happy ending" for him?

 

[InsatiableMe]

That makes you a normal girl at the time just immature in your thoughts untill you grew out of it.

Now if you were a little boy that would be a whole different story!

It's "normal" for a pre pubescent girl (who was not attracted to boys her own age, or other adult men) to be attracted to a gay drag queen and is "immature" of her?

 

[A7inchPhildo]

It's "normal" for a pre pubescent girl (who was not attracted to boys her own age, or other adult men) to be attracted to a gay drag queen and is "immature" of her?

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Uh yeah! Do not think you were alone, in the joy love of wanting a flamer pop star named Boy George. An unatainable figure, an icon for many pre-pube girls at the time.

Thinking when I was growing up it was Sean(shawn?)Casidy and today it is?

and is "immature" of her?

Er yeah, what would you call it? I wouldn't say pre-pubecent is mature in thoughts about men.

Not throwing stones but I know some mid twenties and older persons who are not mature on their thoughs about the other sex. Or who can get caught up on being an overdone fan for a celeberty they really admire, knowing full well they will never be with them.

Dear God just venture into a treky convention and you will think. Yes it is not realistic for a little girl to love Boy George, but certainly not so undone as a Mr. Spock, or Kirk freak!