Gaucho

[Svedish_Chef]

You are going to make this as hard as possible arent you... damn you!

 

[Whispersecret]

Gaucho, that is one of the all-time best last lines of a book. Can't read Charlotte's Web without crying my eyes out.

Perhaps Gaucho is pining after one of the Sexiest Female Authors...

 

[Gaucho]

Is that your final answer?

The only problem with that scenario, WS, is that, IMHO, the sexiest female author on this site, through some inexplicable oversight, didn't make the final four.

No disrespect intended to the sexy and talented ladies who did make the finals.

But "sexiest" is a very personal idea, isn't it?

Kind of like sig lines.

But please, keep trying. I LOVE a good mystery.

Like wondering what Mulder's genitals are going to look like Sunday night after months of anal, er, alien probing.

 

[Whispersecret]

So it wasn't one of the Big Four? Is that what you're saying?

Ladies and gentlemen, just wait until Gaucho posts his story. Talk about a sexy author. YUM. His very first paragraph gets me going. Maybe if you pressure him, he'll get it posted.

And, I remembered it wasn't the LAST line in the book. Wasn't the last line, "Charlotte was both."???

[Edited by whispersecret on 02-24-2001 at 08:40 AM]

 

[Gaucho]

Yes, it was. But that would be telling, wouldn't it?

Not that anyone should infer anything from this post about who, if anyone, my sig line actually refers to.

Nope. Not at all.

<whistles as he walks away>

 

[Whispersecret]

See, the sig line isn't the juicy part of the mystery here, Gauch. It's this:

The meaning of my new sig line is...


A Wish and an Aspiration
A Hope and a Promise
Never a Fantasy
But Ultimately
Finally
Truth[/]

 

[Gaucho]

You always know just how to get to the, um, heart of things, don't you?

btw - you've got mail, honey.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well would ya will ya do a I mena do her

Whisper I mean?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ah but gaucho there is a question left very much unanswered here dont you think?

Up for some chinese pussy?

 

[Gaucho]

Are you kidding? Man, I love good Chinese! And bad Chinese is even better (rim-shot).

But (and this is not a BIG butt, but it's an important distinction) that's not the answer to your question.

Nice try, though.

 

[Siren]

You are a teaser Gaucho

 

[Gaucho]

I'm the teaser? How about a married woman who says FUCK, FUCK, FUCK to me?

In front of her husband, no less.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

That's OK Gaucho you wanna hear what she says to her husband!

Oh so... any more clues?

 

[Gaucho]

Siren posts an audio tape...yummy!

Call me crazy, Cheffie, but that might make for an interesting audio, you know what I mean?

What? You want MORE clues? Sheesh!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Gaucho... so expand on a certain Song lyric thread I saw you post in....

 

[Beaker]

Stop avoiding it

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Damn you... I bring it up again ... and hope and pray...

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm catching up- did Gaucho ever fess up on this one?

 

[Gaucho]

Yep.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Yep.

You did?

And so I missed it too?

 

[Gaucho]

You just gotta know where to look.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Damn it I dont know where to look my computers broken

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You just gotta know where to look.

I'm looking, I'm looking and still nothing soooooo
Who is it you bad man?