Gas

[Aquila]

Have you ever passed gas so bad and for such a long duration that you become light headed?

Damn im dizzy.

 

[freakygirl]

No

 

[superlittlegirl]

No.

But farts are inherently funny, don't you think?

 

[WaxNWane]

too much information...squared.

 

[bknight2602]

No.

But farts are inherently funny, don't you think?

LMAO Well maybe you ahve a point, at the right time and place.

 

[superlittlegirl]

LMAO Well maybe you ahve a point, at the right time and place.

Actually, the comic effect of a fart is amplified if it happens in the wrong time and place.

 

[Naughty Elf]

Ever smelled a reindeer fart? There's a reason we live at the north pole. Those reindeer can kill plants at 10 paces!

 

[Aquila]

Actually, the comic effect of a fart is amplified if it happens in the wrong time and place.

Like say a board meeting when the ceo is talking? a really high pitched squeeky fart from clenching not to let it out?

those are funny?

damn no one seemed amused.

 

[bknight2602]

Actually, the comic effect of a fart is amplified if it happens in the wrong time and place.

Yes that is waht I meant, said it differently than you though!

 

[QuickDuck]

But farts are inherently funny, don't you think?

As crass and as crude a form of humour it is.... yes they are

here, pull my finger

 

[teddybear4play]

Have you ever passed gas so bad and for such a long duration that you become light headed?

Damn im dizzy.

It's not from the gas, it's from the pressure you put in when you squeeze. After all, when you're pushing one out, you throw your whole spine into it . . . for an extended period of time, it's bound to give you a headache.

Completely unrelated amusing anecdote: I used to work for a retail store. Once, at about midnight, I was commissioned to go to the back room, grab the helium tank, and refill all the mylar balloons at the front of the store. Since I figured anyone shopping at midnight is bound to be a little quirky, when someone came near me I pointed to the tank and said, "I got gas."

Hell, my boss even liked it.

TB4p

 

[RastaPope]

No.

You fucking liar.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Random bit of information. The pressure of which TB4P speaks has an actual name. It's called the Valsalva Maneuver.

Isn't that so silly?

 

[Shadowann2]

yes I mean NO! I'm a lady! I would never do that!

 

[Vay]

Re: Re: Gas

It's not from the gas, it's from the pressure you put in when you squeeze. After all, when you're pushing one out, you throw your whole spine into it . . . for an extended period of time, it's bound to give you a headache.

The first steps behind understanding the science of the fart.

 

[just pet]

Fart as art

Ode to the poetic passing of wind:


http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=41702

 

[teddybear4play]

Random bit of information. The pressure of which TB4P speaks has an actual name. It's called the Valsalva Maneuver.

Isn't that so silly?

I don't know whether to feel disgusted, enlightened, or turned on by your knowledge.

Let's just call it square at "enlightened." Just as long as it's not a match, or this whole place will go up.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

Have you ever held a flame in the path of a fart? Heh heh......

 

[Guest]

Bump....if you did was it a blue flame or a yellow one?

 

[teddybear4play]

Have you ever held a flame in the path of a fart? Heh heh......

And knock the walls out of my apartment? Yeah! Try explaining that one when you try to get your security deposit back . . .

TB4p

 

[phrodeau]

Whose AV should we expect to see right about now?