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Brollyanna
Doo-wop thou wilt.
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That is awesome. I totally want one.
Garnate
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I'll fist you if that's what you're into but I'm afraid of two things:
1. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my elbow. And 2. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my shoulder.
I'll leave it to you to decide. This could be tons of fun or really fucking disastrous.
1. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my elbow. And 2. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my shoulder.
I'll leave it to you to decide. This could be tons of fun or really fucking disastrous.
Que
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I always ask for the feisty sauce if I order the SW chicken at Subway.
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Ohhh, I only like feisty with my Chinese food
Que
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That "clear your sinuses' mustard or the "choke out the neighborhood around the Sirachi factory" rooster sauce?
Garnate
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You won't like it. That's all I'm going to say about it.
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Ca ching.
Garnate
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I will tell you, the pic someone posted of a guy completely duct taped except for his scrotum was interesting. Especially with the cat and someone holding a laser pointer. How weird do you want to get?
There is no limit on weirdness when it comes to sex. Except sounding.
My penis, like Fata's ass, is exit only.
Garnate
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The fuck is "sounding"?
Please don't make me post a pic.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=soun...:official&channel=nts&tbm=isch&q=sounding+xxx
I'm skeered.
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Garnate
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OH GOD MY EYES!! Why would you do that to me?? More importantly, why would men do that to themselves??
Probably because of the horrific sound they make when the nail get driven into their peehole.
I just cried a little.
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I'd rather try to shove my elbow into your ass than any object up your urethra. I'm glad we can agree on that.
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I have to thank you, Rimmy. I've always been angry that I wasn't born with a penis. This is the first time I'm thankful not to have one.
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Skiddles2014
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Why did I click that link?
Even though I know what I'm going to see and that I won't like it in the least, it's really taking all of my self control not to.
