Garnate sucks

[ms_ann_thrope]

That'll be $45.

 

[Kitty]

Hopefully you recover from your cancer and bounce back as a better person.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

She'll swallow for another buck fity.

 

[Garnate]

You're forgetting Half-priced Facial Fridays. If you're going to help me make money here you need to step your game up; that was a rookie mistake.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

What do you charge for chicks?

Twat Tuesdays are 69% off. Cum one cum all!

I'll be running out of puns very quickly.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

This ain't no fucking hobby.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

Garnate sucks

Thank gawd; some good news at last!

Woof!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Thank gawd; some good news at last!

Woof!

You're dragging you butt across the carpet aren't you?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I been saving up my bottle tops for fifteen years now, and can't even afford a five fingered milkshake?

I'm aiming too high, aren't I? Disease-free whores are always full of themselves.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I been saving up my bottle tops for fifteen years now, and can't even afford a five fingered milkshake?

I'm aiming too high, aren't I? Disease-free whores are always full of themselves.

You want to live forever?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You want to live forever?

I don't know if I want to. I just know I am going to. I went skinny-dipping in the Styx years ago.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't know if I want to. I just know I am going to. I went skinny-dipping in the Styx years ago.

You're The Man of Miracles?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Styx_-_Man_of_Miracles.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I been saving up my bottle tops for fifteen years now, and can't even afford a five fingered milkshake?

I'm aiming too high, aren't I? Disease-free whores are always full of themselves.

I have books and books of S&P Green Stamps and have been saving up cans for returns bro!

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I don't know if I want to. I just know I am going to. I went skinny-dipping in the Styx years ago.

Tommy Shaw rocks bro!

Stew

 

[Kitty]

Twat Tuesdays are 69% off. Cum one cum all!

I'll be cumming out of my buns very quickly.

Fixed it.

Thank Garnate it's Friday.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Bad_Doggie]

You're dragging you butt across the carpet aren't you?

Your carpets suck.

Woof!

 

[Garnate]

I have books and books of S&P Green Stamps and have been saving up cans for returns bro!

Stew

You know you get the family discount bro!

Fixed it.

Thank Garnate it's Friday.

That would be something to see.

Would you accept LEGO?

All of them! YASSS!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Your carpets suck.

Woof!

You're just used to indoor/outdoor.

 

[rimmy]

Twat Tuesdays are 69% off. Cum one cum all!

I'll be running out of puns very quickly.

Twat Tuesdays should totally be a thing.

I been saving up my bottle tops for fifteen years now, and can't even afford a five fingered milkshake?

I'm aiming too high, aren't I? Disease-free whores are always full of themselves.

I know. Just because they aren't riddled with gonorrhea doesn't mean they should think they are better than the rest of us?

 

[Garnate]

Twat Tuesdays should totally be a thing.


I know. Just because they aren't riddled with gonorrhea doesn't mean they should think they are better than the rest of us?

At least I don't charge extra for the lack of syphilis. Maybe I should....


Twat Tuesdays! Make it so!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

At least I don't charge extra for the lack of syphilis. Maybe I should....


Twat Tuesdays! Make it so!

It's nice that you can maintain a sense of humor about being a whore.

 

[doctor_insanus]

How much to use the earbud cords as a cockring?

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