Games to play when we get older.

[plasticman33]

1. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse said bend over.

2. Sag, you're it!

3. Hide and go pee.

4. Kick the Bucket.

5. 20 Questions. (Shouted in your good ear.)

6. Musical Recliners.

7. Simon Says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

 

[morewickedfun]

1. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse said bend over.

2. Sag, you're it!

3. Hide and go pee.

4. Kick the Bucket.

5. 20 Questions. (Shouted in your good ear.)

6. Musical Recliners.

7. Simon Says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

don't forget to play whats that smell.

 

[plasticman33]

don't forget to play whats that smell.

Is that the one where you scratch yourself then sniff your fingers?

 

[morewickedfun]

Is that the one where you scratch yourself then sniff your fingers?

i guess thats one version of.

 

[morewickedfun]

Is that the one where you scratch yourself then sniff your fingers?

i suppose that could be one version of.
i the other grandpa farts and grandma yells what's that smell.

 

[plasticman33]

i suppose that could be one version of.
i the other grandpa farts and grandma yells what's that smell.

That's the one where grandpa hold grandma's head under the covers, isn't it?

 

[Lost Cause]

Yell at the neighborhood kids...


Complain about the music...


Grimace at new things...


Guess the flavor of catfood...


Thr biggest game: Plan for Retirement!

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[ksmybuttons]

Get on the floor, the one who gets up the fastest, wins.
Jar opening contest.
Slow freeway driving contest.
Compare the aches and pains.
How far can you see without your glasses?
Elevator music song identification.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Who has the most surgery scars?

Who has the most grandchildren?

Who has the most visitors?

hmmmmm - getting old sucks...

 

[NaughtyLil1]

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How far can you see without your glasses?

That's my favorite.

 

[smy3th]

The last one is my favorite:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.", He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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FAMILY

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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WHAT A CHOICE

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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ROMANCE

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. "Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me. "Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck". Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?", she asked. "To get my teeth!"


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OLD FRIENDS

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me . I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"