Gamers thread part deux..

[LordMagicMan]

Is your xbox like your girlfriend?

Did you buy the vibrating pussy adaptor so you wouldn't need to go insearch of one of those ellusive and exotic beasts they call women?

Do you enjoy fondling your controller more then your joystick?

Does the true skill of a gamer come from who can hold out on sex and shaving the longest or who smells the worst?

 

[Jessie]

God you rule.

 

[Cibo]

Is your xbox like your girlfriend?

Did you buy the vibrating pussy adaptor so you wouldn't need to go insearch of one of those ellusive and exotic beasts they call women?

Do you enjoy fondling your controller more then your joystick?

Does the true skill of a gamer come from who can hold out on sex and shaving the longest or who smells the worst?

YES TO ALL!

 

[LordMagicMan]

Re: Re: Gamers thread part deux..

YES TO ALL!

hmmm... why am I not suprised?

 

[Jessie]

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*cough*

 

[Cibo]

Re: Re: Re: Gamers thread part deux..

hmmm... why am I not suprised?

Oh I dunno...

Because the x-box and computer are just that damn good and fun.

 

[LordMagicMan]

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Oh I dunno...

Because the x-box and computer are just that damn good and fun.

Just don't get it stuck in the disk drive and remember to pull out...

 

[bluestar7]

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Oh I dunno...

Because the x-box and computer are just that damn good and fun.

and you never have to take them out to dinner & a movie

 

[Cibo]

Ya, would be bad if I forget to pull out.

And yup, no dinner and movie and I can cuss it out and it will still play with me.

 

[Liontamr]

Unlike some women I've known, I don't have to worry about my Xbox forgeting me or taking me for granted.

 

[Cibo]

Oh so true LT.

 

[Silverlily]

True, true, and my PS2 never leaves socks and underwear on the floor.

Not to mention, men in RPGs can actually ask for directions.

 

[SpectralDragoon]

Manly men, in tights.

It's been wayyy too long since I've immersed myself in an RPG for a few days straight.

I still remember Lunar on my old sega cd. My friend and I played that for 3 days straight.

"Damnit, wake up man, I just beat the next boss!"

 

[Liontamr]

Not to mention, men in RPGs can actually ask for directions.

Hell, not only can they, they should if they want to advance anywhere.

I'm thinking I'm pretty safe from my Xbox getting up and walking away on a whim. And it won't dare tell me that I need to change my shirt because it doesn't go with my track pants.