Game thread: Name the food that will kill you tonight

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

You have to be familiar with Canadian Comedian Sean Cullen to really understand how this works but I will try to explain it cleary.

What you do is name a food that you would like to have kill you tonight, humourously, real foods, pizza, chicken, spagetthi, etc.

what I then do is write a short verse of humourously reparte of an unusual way in which this food will kill you tonight.

The original bit is done in song format, I won't wound you by singing, I'll just type it out, by sean Cullen in a Chicago Comedy festival in front of a live audiece totally improv.

So if you have any questions just ask.

so let's get started.

Name a food that will kill you tonight.

 

[ithaqua]

Beef Cake

 

[Pyper]

I've seen that routine!

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Beef Cake

Tonight the food of choice that will kill you tonight is Beef Cake.
First I will find two brother bulls, and become thier friend,
I wil kill one brother while wearing a mask of your face.
I will prepare him into a juicuy tasty delectable beef cake and invite you into a forest picnic.
While we are there I will excuse myself to the bathroom, and open the dead beefcake brother out of his cage and show him were you are and he will gore you until you die.

and beefcake will be your food of choice that will kill you tonight

 

[Ebonyfire]

Todd, I love Sean Cullen. I have his CD. If you are a Sean Cullen fan you must get it. I play it while driving to work, and laugh my ass off! I got it at his website. It has a nice long version of the Food of Choice song. I like the chimp human song too.

Eb

You have to be familiar with Canadian Comedian Sean Cullen to really understand how this works but I will try to explain it cleary.

What you do is name a food that you would like to have kill you tonight, humourously, real foods, pizza, chicken, spagetthi, etc.

what I then do is write a short verse of humourously reparte of an unusual way in which this food will kill you tonight.

The original bit is done in song format, I won't wound you by singing, I'll just type it out, by sean Cullen in a Chicago Comedy festival in front of a live audiece totally improv.

So if you have any questions just ask.

so let's get started.

Name a food that will kill you tonight.