Gabby Hayes ... My Dream Man

[cookiejar]

I think of him constantly, he was one incredible hunk. Just the thought of those whiskers on my body gives me chills.

I love watching him gum his food, he has a great mouth. I dream of us by the campfire eating our beans and bread and washing it down with hot coffee.

Then it's off to bed where he will #@^%$##@ my %^#$@% until I scream. I will flip him over and *&#@^%$ his %$@*^$ and *^%$$#% his $#@&^%$.

Ohhhh Gabby ... *sigh*


http://www.surfnetinc.com/chuck/pal-gab.jpg

 

[Dietrich K.]

Okay, this is just wrong on so many different levels.

 

[cookiejar]

Ladies ... think of him in a thong ... I'm falling in love...

http://tsbolton.com/heroes/gabby1.jpg

 

[Dietrich K.]

Don't make me open up a Bella Abzug thread.

 

[cookiejar]

Gabby and Cookie on the trail
He wants a piece of tail
he looked at his horse
she said of course
You are a typical male!

http://members.aol.com/DARB931/gabhaze.gif

 

[cookiejar]

Okay, this is just wrong on so many different levels.

Awwww you're just jealous...they don't make men like this anymore!

 

[Ammo44]

Gabby and Cookie on the trail
He wants a piece of tail
he looked at his horse
she said of course
You are a typical male!

http://members.aol.com/DARB931/gabhaze.gif

OK Cookie..this has to be in the top 5 strangest threads!!!!

 

[cookiejar]

OK Cookie..this has to be in the top 5 strangest threads!!!!

Ammo...look at that mouth .... oooo I wanna see his tongue...

 

[Dietrich K.]

Awwww you're just jealous...they don't make men like this anymore!

Imagine the difficulty you'd have getting parts then.

 

[cookiejar]

Lucky Dale! Sitting by Gabby.

Hey! Where's her hand? It better not be on Gabby's behind!!

His behind is what I have in mind!!



http://www.gotpanache.com/roy/roy_dale_gabby.jpg

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Ammo...look at that mouth .... oooo I wanna see his tongue...

Cookie! - I always had a thing for Frau Farbissina!

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/austin-powers/frau.jpg

Does it count?

 

[cookiejar]

Imagine the difficulty you'd have getting parts then.

He's all man ... I felt him up last night... His parts are indestructible...

 

[Ammo44]

Ammo...look at that mouth .... oooo I wanna see his tongue...

Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy God..........even his tongue grows a beard....

 

[sueanninct]

Cookie! - I always had a thing for Frau Farbissina!

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/austin-powers/frau.jpg

Does it count?

No, but it explains a lot.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

No, but it explains a lot.

I wanna hear her yell my name the way she yells SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/austin2.JPG

 

[Ammo44]

I wanna hear her yell my name the way she yells SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/austin2.JPG

CRACKING UP!!!!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

So what do you think of Mindy Sterling Cookie?

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

CRACKING UP!!!!

Ammo! Glad to make you laugh...I am cracking up too!

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie! - I always had a thing for Frau Farbissina!

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/austin-powers/frau.jpg

Does it count?

Hey we're talking Gabby here...get your own thread...

 

[cookiejar]

Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy God..........even his tongue grows a beard....

Stop Ammo! I'm getting hot just thinking about it...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Hey we're talking Gabby here...get your own thread...

Sorry Cookie....I just wanted to become her Little Mini-Me thats all

http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/premiere-troyer-sterling.jpg

 

[sueanninct]

Hey we're talking Gabby here...get your own thread...

He did. Now he's Cuban Pete.

 

[cookiejar]

So what do you think of Mindy Sterling Cookie?

Ummmmm who????

 

[cookiejar]

Anyone have any nudies of him??? I will pay good money....

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

He did. Now he's Cuban Pete.

WHAT THE F..?