FYI

[KillerMuffin]

I am female.

Sheesh. I realize that the massively masculine moniker Muffin muzzles minds, but just oh my gawd. The Killer kinda gives away my femininity here.

Sheeeeeesh.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, I thought it was pretty obvious.

 

[Ask For More]

Could a guy actually call himself KillerMuffin without cringing?

There are some real dumbasses out there

 

[Guest]

I tried KillerMuffin, but it just didn't go with my Queen image. After all, Queens eat scones, not muffins!

 

[lavender]

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey!

Why the hell are you not naked and writhing?

 

[KillerMuffin]

lav: I'm playing with myself I didn't think I was that obvious.

d_i: cause EBW and PC and lav aren't naked and writhing with me.

 

[Never]

What, are you angry because I woted for you? Is that it?

Okay, missy, you get a 0.. no, you get a -29.. So there.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well, I'm still new to the whole guru thing. Let's see...

Focusing

Hope that helps!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Actually, someone I've been yakking at on and off on IM and ORPing with over at the ORP board IM'ed me this evening in shock that I was female. He'd been laboring under the delusion that I was male for a month or so now and only had his bubble burst when he toodled through the audio section and noted my name and listened in. Imagine his surprise.

But doctor! You said he was a boy!

 

[Never]

I have the same problem.. Maybe you should change your name to "Poppin'FreshMuffin"?

 

[doctor_insanus]

But doctor! You said he was a boy!

If he hasn't pissed off by now, he might as well get naked. Hell, I guess SOMEONE has to!

Now get 'im!

 

[Cheyenne]

Actually, someone I've been yakking at on and off on IM and ORPing with over at the ORP board IM'ed me this evening in shock that I was female.

Question- were all your discussions about trucks and engine sizes? He might have been mislead...

 

[R Nitelight]

So what's the StudMuffin?

 

[KillerMuffin]

So what's the StudMuffin?

Sleeping.

 

[KillerMuffin]

StudMuffin Update

He says he's actually rather embarassed to be considered a stud. He has more problems with the stud part than the muffin part.

He likes apple cinnamon muffins with caramel on top.

 

[Problem Child]

lav: I'm playing with myself I didn't think I was that obvious.

d_i: cause EBW and PC and lav aren't naked and writhing with me.

I'd love to writhe with all of you, problem is EBW is miffed at me. We may need another day or to sort it all out.

Do you need help washing your truck today hon?

 

[lavender]

 

[bluntforcemama]

You're a chick? No way! When we were growing up, Mom always said you were a guy!

 

[SimplySouthern]

writhing? I've been missing writhing? I bet there was sweating and naked chests heaving as well?

I'll be damned if I don't miss all the good stuff.

Could someone please be in charge of letting me know when the next session of writhing is to begin? Pretty please.

 

[Isolde]

I am female.

Hey! I knew this. Do I win a prize?

 

[doctor_insanus]

writhing? I've been missing writhing? I bet there was sweating and naked chests heaving as well?

I'll be damned if I don't miss all the good stuff.

Could someone please be in charge of letting me know when the next session of writhing is to begin? Pretty please.

All right, already!

Focusing

There! That oughtta do it!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Originally posted by KillerMuffin - I'm a female.

Me too.