MagnumOpus1976
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They pill too much.
I hate having to shave my clothes.
I hate having to shave my man parts.
Man parts? Come on, you can say it.
Man parts? Come on, you can say it.
I'm quite pure, ya know
Hey, I have an igloo to sell you!
well that's just silly. Pussy and Fuck are both very nice, very useful words.
Though often frowned upon during polite conversation. Or blurted out in a public library.
or in court. that's a mistake I'll not make a 5th time.
or in court. that's a mistake I'll not make a 5th time.
But you will make it a 6th time, right?
Not with those same words, I'm sure his imagination runs deeper than that :-D
Fudge is a good, PG alternative.
Also, to fuzzy pants, they are good except after you take them right out of the dryer. Never. Again.
Fudge is a good, PG alternative.
Also, to fuzzy pants, they are good except after you take them right out of the dryer. Never. Again.
Except when you have elk printed on them.
I have Pooh on my fuzzy pants.
The bear, not Mike's favorite "body paint."
Except when you have elk printed on them.