Future Children's Names

[Problem Child]

Placentia Jellsac.

 

[woodgie2]

Epidurnam Scratch

(and I'm SO sorry for helping hijack this thread)

 

[joolushko]

I convinced my little brother that his name was spelled S-H-I-T and if he showed it to his teacher she'd be real impressed for his first day of school...

Whoa, has anyone ever told you that you are evil.

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[glamorilla]

shhh...that spoils my "innocent boy" routine....

 

[Problem Child]

Labia Crevasseflaps.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Flatula Aromesce

 

[Problem Child]

Hork Ptooie.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Nostrili Gold

 

[AusTess]

You people need help.

Seriously.

 

[woodgie2]

Bumfluff Nostrilhair

 

[Private Vasquez]

Lumpy Vomitola

 

[AusTess]

Nostrili Gold

Sounds suspiciously like some grade A weed i had smuggled in from Mehico.

 

[woodgie2]

Hork Ptooie.

Blez Marzole

 

[fanzee1]

GREAT fuckin' avatar Problem child!

How about Simone
Fiona
Tori

 

[fanzee1]

and of course...

...Ebenezer Swackhammer.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Swolleena Spermfactory

 

[dreamer]

Well, I've had these picked for quite some time...

girls: Samantha, Heather, and Anna; middle Elizabeth, Susie and Marie…

boys: my name, Robert, and William; middle: Richard, David and Michael...

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get the opportnity to use them...

 

[Lost Cause]

For the future?
Anakin
Obiwan
Luke
Leah
Quigon
Jarjar
Yoda
Bobo
Cher
Mandy
Christina
Madonna


George W.
Ronald R.
Richard M.

 

[Reverie]

I like the idea of using family names for my kid, but I wouldn't give them the exact same name as a family member. I also like uncommon names, having grown up with one myself! I was recently reading a book about baby names that said in this age of names like Dakota, Cheyenne, Ariadne, and Persius, to have a truly unusual name you should go back to the classic names like Mary, Anne, and Thomas. I worked in day care for quite a few years and never had a Mary in my class. I did however have 16 Ashleys, 7 Kyles, and a half dozen Tylers, Conners, and Brittneys.

Here are some of my favorites, though I probably won't ever use any of them them myself:

Boys:

Micah
River
Jude
Daniel
Brenden
Luke
Ellery
William or Liam
Morgan
Kai
kieran
Colin
Zane

Girls:

Marnie
Niamh (probably spelled more like it's pronounciation:Neev)
Leandra
Jemma
Helena
Emeline or Emmaline
Rosalind
Lorna
Tamsin
Ella
Celia
August
Melanie

 

[Darowyn]

Memory was the goddess who was mother to the Muses, the goddesses of inspiration.
The mother of the Muses was called Mnemosyne. (pronounced Nemosinny)
Your chances of finding anyone outside Greece who can pronounce it are very poor.
Similarly with the Muses.
Terpsichore
Calliope
Melpomene (poor girl would get called Melpo)
Etc
Freedom is a common name in Ireland as something like Saoirse.
Sorry Gaelic speakers, I can't spell in gaelic. ( it's pronounced Sorsha)
My stepdaughter has an original name which is just about the only one I have ever liked- LEANDA.
It comes from a Greek man's name Leander (a famous lover and swimmer) which means "Lion Man" and to be truly classical should have been "Leandra", but the extra "R" just doesn't work.

 

[MechaBlade]

Buster Hymen.

Oh, I'm just using old ones.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Moon Unit???



Vixenshe, are you in a family way, or what?

nah.. not pregnant, not engaged, not married... just.. dreaming of when I do have kids... (it's spring.. I ALWAYS get baby feber int he spring... don't mind me Im drunk at th emoment)

 

[teddybear4play]

Orville Pigdicker and Hooter Stumpfuck.

TB4p

 

[Private Vasquez]

Uvula Marie

 

[Latinababe]

I like the names u have.....The names I would choose for my kids is...

For a girl...

1. Sonja
2. Mojha
3. Selena
4. Jenny

For a boy..

1. Robert
2. Timmy
3. Anthony
4. David

Mine are kinda common names