Future Children's Names

[Private Vasquez]

Anal Broccolli (pronounced uh-Nahl)

 

[joolushko]

When I had my kids their names were not common at all..

Benjamin
Megan
Zachary and
Kimber

now everyone has a Megan and a Zachary.. Benjamin is coming back.. and Kimber isn't as uncommon as I thought..

I have 3 students named Zachary.

 

[Calamity Jane]

if I have another child..her/his name will be "Accident" and we will call him/her "oops" for short

LMAO

Ummm... I was pretty sure both my girls were gonna be boys, so I picked only boy names until the last minute.

I still want a boy.

Jakob Alexander
Jackson
Elijah
Zander

I wanted a Kathryn Elizabeth, but she's Madison Elizabeth instead.

 

[Problem Child]

Ignacio Xavier Headwound, Jr.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Takweeta Knobslobber

 

[woodgie2]

Well I once made a list, when I was young and thought kids were a good idea. Now I'm in a parody of a Groucho Marx one liner and don't want any woman insane enough to get pregnant by me to be the mother of my children... *lol*

Anyway, here are the names in no particular order:

Darius
Joshua
Joseph
Chloë
Esmerelda, shortened to Esme (no, really I mean it)
Inga
<my own name> (as you don't know what that is, why do I put it?)
Dominique


And I'm too lazy to think of the others right now

[edited because I can't spell...]

 

[TWB]

Moon Unit???



Vixenshe, are you in a family way, or what?

 

[Problem Child]

Margaret Mildred Canseruspollip.

 

[joolushko]

Re: Re: Future Children's Names

Michael Duane ______, Jr.


Cynthia Leigh

Corri Lynn

Destinee Rose




(Only have the one boy's name thought out so far.)



Current son:

Christopher Michael

Whoa swap your girls middle names around and you have my name!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Vaginita Ulcerini

 

[Ezarc]

My two lads are Ian Anders and Devon Ragnar. I was aiming for Conner on the last one but the soon to be ex vetoed it.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Problem Child]

Spleenora Eyegouge.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Johnny Fecalmuncher

 

[glamorilla]

Pinchee Clitacious.

 

[joolushko]

In the same vein of Private Vasquez and ProblemChild, I remember reading about a case where social services took the kids away because the parents named their kids Asshole(Pronounced Ashley) and Shithead(pronounced Sha-Tay-Ed).


Real students I have had:

Woosevelt
Nosmo King
Hartly and Hardly (twins)
Debra and Deborah (twins)
Female and Urine (twins)

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oozeena Urethra

 

[Problem Child]

Fester Boilburst.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Drew P. Testiclen

 

[glamorilla]

In the same vein of Private Vasquez and ProblemChild, I remember reading about a case where social services took the kids away because the parents named their kids Asshole(Pronounced Ashley) and Shithead(pronounced Sha-Tay-Ed).

I convinced my little brother that his name was spelled S-H-I-T and if he showed it to his teacher she'd be real impressed for his first day of school...

 

[Problem Child]

Fallopian Viralooze.

 

[red_rose]

God bless any children you may have, PC.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Bile Guzzlino (that's Billy, for the laypeople)

 

[Problem Child]

Howanda Gagreflex.

 

[woodgie2]

Cartilige Bonesnap

 

[Private Vasquez]

Sphinctelis Blisterel