Future Children's Names

[MechaBlade]

God Jones.

 

[MechaBlade]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Future Children's Names

Oh no...actually that same thing happened to my sister. She had always wanted her daughter to be named Laura after our grandmother...and so she told our cousin. And when our cousin had her daughter she named her Laura plus the middle name that my sister had also picked out (can't remember the middle name...think it was to be Elizabeth).

That cousin would not be invited to the wedding/shower.

 

[fanzee1]

lol at mechablade

i like that one, man. Would that be the parent band for "Jesus Jones"?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Fermentia Diaperful

 

[MechaBlade]

Re: lol at mechablade

i like that one, man. Would that be the parent band for "Jesus Jones"?

Hadn't thought about that one. I just remembered that one Simpsons episode:

Homer: I'm all alone! I've never been alone before! Oh God, someone help me, help me god....

[phone rings]

Deep Voice: Hello, Homer, this is God....frey Jones....

 

[MechaBlade]

lol vasquez has good ones

real one: Englebert Humperdink (sp?)

 

[glamorilla]

Faloola

 

[fanzee1]

Russell Sprout, Alfalfa sprout?

 

[yuppietowngirl]

God Jones.

and does that come from the band Jesus Jones?

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: lol at mechablade

i like that one, man. Would that be the parent band for "Jesus Jones"?

OMG someone else who remembers that band LOL

 

[MechaBlade]

and does that come from the band Jesus Jones?

Fanzee beat you to it.

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i like that one, man. Would that be the parent band for "Jesus Jones"?
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[fanzee1]

Re: Re: lol at mechablade

OMG someone else who remembers that band LOL

unfortunately, yes i do. talk about your one-hit blunders.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Okay, this one is after my best friend:

Desiree Rose.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The good news in all of this is that at 18 the child can legally change his or her name if he or she doesn't like it.

I made the tragic error of deciding to wait until the only person that I cared about in the whole babyname-choosing ritual died. Now my name is cemented all over military records and a military bureaucracy that can barely find its ass in the shower with a waterproof map, compass, flashlight, and three special forces teams.

It's my first name forever and I hate it. I have always hated it. I will always hate it.

Everyone spells it wrong. Ed McMahon keeps sending mail to the male version of it. The connotations this name has about seductive french women who just wanna fuck has made me miserable more times than I can count.

I don't believe in naming children after relatives. I don't believe in naming children after parents (I had the fucking stomach flu during labor, sue me), and I don't believe in giving children wild names that they may not be able to live up to.

Names with too much meaning are very restricting. When picking names for children, we must realize that we don't have to live it with it. The child does. For at least 18 years. 16 if they become emanicpated.

When you choose a name your child must carry it into their chosen profession, lawyer, doctor, artist, politician, musician, stock broker, tantric sex instructor, whatever. This child must carry it through school and the gamut of peers.

A name is defining.

 

[Vivacia]

When (or should that be if ) my children grace this earth they will be

Sebastian

and

Danielle

Both taken from two of my favorite movies as a kid Sebastian was in Neverending Story, and Danielle was the maiden of the woods in Flight of Dragons...

There are other names I like:-

Boys:

Kyle
Reece

Girls:

Megan
Beth
Faith

(on a side - another thing to think about is how the initials will look, had a friend at school Jolene Carol Berry, JCB and she was a BIG girly, always had people taking the piss)

Other combinations to avoid

SOS
SAS
CSA
DSS (depo of Social Security for anyone other then the Brits)
CIA

the list can go on and on

 

[His_kitty]

If I have anymore children I would name the girl :


Isabella (shortened to Bella)
Alexis
Susannah


boy:

Noah
John

 

[Private Vasquez]

Boobulah Longshanks

 

[MrKinkMaster]

Daddysbustedrubber

 

[babyboo]

I really want children some day, a boy and a girl hopefully or two girls. The names would work for two girls as well lol

For the boy... Jordan

For the Girl... Julia

 

[perks]

bekka

Rebekkah is one of my favs, and I like Bekka as a nickname. I almost named my son Bastian Phillip, but I had visions of mean children calling him bastard. One of my brother's is actually named Crispin.

bekka is our dog's name.

duckling one is named

Madison Lee

if we have any other children
girl-Donna Noel
boy Douglass Anthony
boy Joseph Edward

 

[Dre]

Weird names are a tradition in my family. I have cousins named Athena, Haven,Destiny,Charity,Patience, Adriana, and Krystle. Now it's extending to boys, with the additions of Dakota and Soldier Winter Hawk. I plan on naming my daughter Jubilee, Ju Ju Bee for a nick name (I'm just weird like that) and Ares for a boy. Also considering Angelle.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I like:

Lillian
Judy
Jake
and Nathaniel

I also fear for some of your children

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

So lately, my honey and I have been talking about marriage (for the far future), and we started talking about kids, and the number we want to have, and all that. Last night before I fell asleep, I thought of the greatest name for my first daughter:

Memory Aphrodite.

I'm serious.. and it has so much meaning to it. Memory was the goddess who was mother to the Muses, the goddesses of inspiration. Therefore, Memory was the mother of Inspiration. I am an artist, I think it's a great name. Aphrodite is the goddess of love/beauty/etc. I think it's a beautiful, powerful name. I ran it by my honey, and he agreed it was lovely.

Here are a few more for girls:

Mariadthe (Mary-athe)
Charmagne Marie
Hope
Charlotte Mackenzie

For boys:

Kaleb Michael
Jakob Aaron
Christian Andreas

What are your guys' thoughts on the names I've come up with, and what names would you choose for your kids?

I could never give out the future names of my children. I might not even have children. Its not looking too god. But I would be terrified that there would be a mad rush on these names that I think are so perfect...I'm going to end up with a bunch of freaky named dogs...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Alize Moet

 

[Problem Child]

penelope buttmunch.