Future Children's Names

[MechaBlade]

What are your guys' thoughts on the names I've come up with, and what names would you choose for your kids?

To be honest in the nicest way possible, I'm not too fond of Memory and somewhat apprehensive of Mariadthe.

I don't really want kids, but in case I do have them, I can't give any possibilities away. I saw the Friends season finale. Nobody's stealing my ideas.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Lipscum Antionette

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Thank you, Yuppie

Honey just okayed "Freedom" as a name (first or middle, I dont know yet) for one of our kids.

Hey, I call dibs on that. I know I've posted somewhere that I wanted Freedom and Justice for boys' names. And I've thought that way since long before 9/11 and the do-we-call-the-war-in-Afghanistan-"Operation Infinite Justice"-or-"Operation Enduring Freedom" stage.

I hate my first name simply because it's spelled strange and then often pronounced like the female version. It's maddening by the time you hit seventh grade or so.

TB4p

 

[Problem Child]

Herbert Dandruff.

 

[just pet]

I love you, Vix, but...

Just hope Memeory doesn't become mammary when you're breastfeeding...

Working where I do, I see some amazing creativity.

Jetta Frisbee
My Heavenly Jewel
Tussy
Jontue
Chlamydia

There are support groups for people whose names have tormented them.

I prefer a name the kid can buy on a set of pencils at the drugstore

 

[Private Vasquez]

Cervixus Stanly

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: Re: Future Children's Names

I saw the Friends season finale. Nobody's stealing my ideas.

I forgot all about the season finale...what did she have? And what did they name it...now you have me curious

 

[Private Vasquez]

Rachel and Chandler's baby is to be named: Laverne Shirley

 

[Problem Child]

Homer Sweatgland.

 

[fanzee1]

Gotta go with haze on this. You people gotta get off the mushrooms.

my name is extremely unusual and i don't feel scarred by it at all, despite having to correct and spell for people all the time. I'm proud of it. My name is not, however, one of those like "B. Free Forever," or something else that makes it sound like the parents are trying to bring back the 60s. I suspect that might be more troublesome.

 

[just pet]

Homer Sweatgland.

I know him and his girlfriend Sebaceous Cyst. Nice couple.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Mucosus Larabie

 

[Guest]

Michael Duane ______, Jr.


Cynthia Leigh

Corri Lynn

Destinee Rose




(Only have the one boy's name thought out so far.)



Current son:

Christopher Michael

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Rachel and Chandler's baby is to be named: Laverne Shirley

OMG...now I wished I hadn't asked hehehehe

 

[MechaBlade]

Can you imagine going in to give a presentation to the board of directors and having to introduce yourself as "Starshine Bennett" or "Wispy Williams" or "Candy Barr"?

Same goes with fucked up spellings of traditional names, I have to constantly spell my last name for people, my curse for life. Why would anybody want to put this on somebody purposely?

Yep, Haze is right.

But if you want, go ahead and name her "Julia Gulia."

 

[Problem Child]

Tumor Groth.

 

[fanzee1]

Re: Re: Re: Future Children's Names

I forgot all about the season finale...what did she have? And what did they name it...now you have me curious

she had a girl and they named her Emma, which was a name that Monica had picked out since she was a little girl. She made the mistake of saying it while Rachel was "bonding" with her newborn. Monica and Chandler spent most of the show skittering about the hospital looking for a good place to make a baby.

The ending involved rachel accepting a proposal from joey, that he never actually gave. I refuse to relate how that came to be, as it's just too stupid.

Even people who watch friends every week have standards.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Pubic Lesionisa

 

[Problem Child]

Colostomy Satchel.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Future Children's Names

she had a girl and they named her Emma, which was a name that Monica had picked out since she was a little girl.

Oh no...actually that same thing happened to my sister. She had always wanted her daughter to be named Laura after our grandmother...and so she told our cousin. And when our cousin had her daughter she named her Laura plus the middle name that my sister had also picked out (can't remember the middle name...think it was to be Elizabeth).

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hepatitis Jerome

 

[Problem Child]

Clarissa Marie Bloodfart.

 

[fanzee1]

if and when i become a father, i will have to warn my wife against sharing names beforehand with any of her friends, apparently all is fair in love, ware and child-naming.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Diahrreahanna Louise

 

[fanzee1]

anyone mention...

Brad Underwood Timothy Charles Hoppenpopper?


On a serious note: How about, Marley Terrel?