Furry porn

[Keroin]

After my emergency dentist appointment this morning, L and I went off-road to do a little fishing.

L says: "We'll probably see some bears today"

I say: "Yup"

It's that time of year, after all. A short while later...

L says: "There's a bear."

I say: "Nope, there's two bears."

We both say: "Heeeeyyy, are those bears...?"

Yep, they were. Miles of forest and they get their freak on in a wide open area right next to the dirt road. Bloody exhibitionists!


http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac126/Keroin/012.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

I can just hear the foreplay now:

"You're unusually furry this morning, dear."

"Yes, well you be gentle, Ben. I know how rough you can be around naked bear ladies."

 

[Keroin]

I can just hear the foreplay now:

"You're unusually furry this morning, dear."

"Yes, well you be gentle, Ben. I know how rough you can be around naked bear ladies."

Grrrrooooooooan!

LOL. They honestly couldn't have picked a worse spot. It was so bloody hot. Papa bear was panting something fierce and I don't think it was because of his "bear hugging".

 

[ImOnIt]

I have to tell you, with a title like that I was reaching for my ignore user button.

 

[YourCaptor]

Is the tooth fixed now?

 

[RawHumor]

Perverts.

 

[satindesire]

I have to tell you, with a title like that I was reaching for my ignore user button.

*snortlaugh!*

 

[infinity706]

Well, I hope it was beary beary good for everyone.

 

[Keroin]

Is the tooth fixed now?

Not yet. Codeine and antibiotics for now. Root canal July 7th

 

[satindesire]

Not yet. Codeine and antibiotics for now. Root canal July 7th

Mmm...codeine.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL!

 

[Claire73]

Love the bear picture...great work, Keroin! And thanks for showing

 

[Seurat]

Mmm...codeine.

Is there enough for everybody?

 

[Homburg]

My bike ride this morning was interrupted when we noticed some birds courting on the trail ahead of us. MIS and I hopped off the bike and watched them dance for a bit. Eventually, we decided to turn around and go the other way so as to not disturb them.

As to bears, we have black bears around here. I remember the first time MIS saw a yellow road sign here with a bear on it, and asked me what it meant. The look on her face was priceless when I explained that it was a "Bear Crossing" sign. "YOU HAE BEARS DOWN HERE?!?"

Priceless.

 

[Keroin]

My bike ride this morning was interrupted when we noticed some birds courting on the trail ahead of us. MIS and I hopped off the bike and watched them dance for a bit. Eventually, we decided to turn around and go the other way so as to not disturb them.

As to bears, we have black bears around here. I remember the first time MIS saw a yellow road sign here with a bear on it, and asked me what it meant. The look on her face was priceless when I explained that it was a "Bear Crossing" sign. "YOU HAE BEARS DOWN HERE?!?"

Priceless.

LOL. Yeah, I had a girlfriend from back east who came to visit and she was poking through my running gear and spotted my bear bell. "What's that?" she asked. I explained it was a bell I wore on my wrist to let the bears know I was coming, so I didn't startle them.

"YOU RUN WHERE THERE ARE BEARS??!!"

She still thinks I'm mental.

Good thing I didn't tell her about the cougars.


Spring is a very busy time for bears around here. They're hungry, they're horny and they have babies to feed. I carry a large can of bear spray with me whenever we're in the woods - I have a friend here whose life was saved by a the stuff. Black bears *generally* fuck off as soon as humans show up (unless they're getting romantic) but grizzlies are a whole other mess of bingo balls.

Our friends went for a three hour dirt bike ride a few days ago and saw 7 black bears and one grizzly. Ah, spring.

 

[Homburg]

Luckily, none of the areas where I ride have anything larger than squirrels and the odd fox. Lemme tell you, if those black bears were closer, I have bells all over my damned bike.

And cougars are just scary. Assuming it's the same cat, the scream they make is not something I relish hearing.

 

[chy_girl]

*snip*
And cougars are just scary. Assuming it's the same cat, the scream they make is not something I relish hearing.

We have bear here, but it's the cougars we have to be careful of. And your right about the scream, H. And the survival response to it doesn't go away. Ever.

Which isn't bad unless you have a house cat that can mimic the freaking scream to the note. Not a pleasant talent to discover at 2 am...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I explained it was a bell I wore on my wrist to let the bears know I was coming, so I didn't startle them.

i knew i kept this pic for a reason ...

 

[DVS]

i knew i kept this pic for a reason ...

That sign is hilarious...but true. Grizzly bears will stand up to you. And when they do, it's like a volkswagon on it's back wheels.

Edited to add:
At the risk of my manly status, I might add that while at work last night, I walked up on a mama raccoon and her babies. Mama stood up on her hind legs in defense of her babies. I stopped and let them pass, before I continued my rounds. No bear, but shit...a mama and her babies? You don't mess with that.

 

[Keroin]

i knew i kept this pic for a reason ...

LOL, yes with bears that are habituated to humans the bells are useless. They call them "dinner bells".

That sign is hilarious...but true. Grizzly bears will stand up to you. And when they do, it's like a volkswagon on it's back wheels.

Edited to add:
At the risk of my manly status, I might add that while at work last night, I walked up on a mama raccoon and her babies. Mama stood up on her hind legs in defense of her babies. I stopped and let them pass, before I continued my rounds. No bear, but shit...a mama and her babies? You don't mess with that.

Oh, I wouldn't mess with an angry coon. They are vicious and they carry rabies.

As for the grizzlies, almost everyone I know here has had a grizzly encounter. They're unpredictable.

The friend I referred to earlier used to work for the BC parks dept. She and a co-worker were back country doing a survey when they were attacked by a grizzly. They only had one can of bear spray, so they threw it back and forth. One girl would spray until the bear got annoyed and went after the other girl. As soon as that happened, she'd toss the spray back to the other girl. After awhile, the bear got frustrated and gave up. They both got chewed on but they both lived.

So, yeah, I'll take my spray with me, thankyouverymuch.

 

[where]

i knew i kept this pic for a reason ...

ahahaha!

fiercest thing round here is a badger.

 

[graceanne]

Luckily, none of the areas where I ride have anything larger than squirrels and the odd fox. Lemme tell you, if those black bears were closer, I have bells all over my damned bike.

And cougars are just scary. Assuming it's the same cat, the scream they make is not something I relish hearing.

Have you heard betticus' story about a cougar? He'd just moved to Colorado and he woke up to a woman screaming like someone was killing her. He grabbed his gun and ran out of his house, trying to find her, but it sounded like she was moving. Once he woke up a little more he realized it was a cougar. LOL

i knew i kept this pic for a reason ...

LOL!!