Furniture

[JJA122]

Category: Humor and Satire, probably

The idea came to me when reading a how-to on Lit. It went like "It's all put thing A into slot B in the end." Which makes me think of putting together a futon, table, couch, rocking couch. Also, there are some erotic serenade poems on here where, plot twist! he was talking about his motorcycle. Also, it is often said that the build up is better than the climax in a story.

So I'm thinking, hammers and screws, concentration, grabbing and pulling, grunting, sweat poring down face. Perhaps the main character likes the smell and curves of the wood. And for the satirical angle, one of the items is called a DD or something.

This would probably be from first person. But I also like the idea of the second person, "you", being the furniture. Good plot twist would be that the builder was a woman the whole time, perhaps her name is Sam, and she makes out with her boyfriend on top of it once it's constructed.

 

[sirhugs]

Category: Humor and Satire, probably

The idea came to me when reading a how-to on Lit. It went like "It's all put thing A into slot B in the end." Which makes me think of putting together a futon, table, couch, rocking couch. Also, there are some erotic serenade poems on here where, plot twist! he was talking about his motorcycle. Also, it is often said that the build up is better than the climax in a story.

So I'm thinking, hammers and screws, concentration, grabbing and pulling, grunting, sweat poring down face. Perhaps the main character likes the smell and curves of the wood. And for the satirical angle, one of the items is called a DD or something.

This would probably be from first person. But I also like the idea of the second person, "you", being the furniture. Good plot twist would be that the builder was a woman the whole time, perhaps her name is Sam, and she makes out with her boyfriend on top of it once it's constructed.

and just as they share simultaneous orgasms it collapses beneath them?

punchline : "And so that's why the paramedics brought us to hospital naked."

 

[Hypoxia]

I have a different take on a furniture tale. The story is narrated by an hourly-rate motel bed, telling of much of the weird fucks performed upon it. Maybe the bed dialogues with the room mirror. The bed feels everything; the mirror sees everything; maybe the bedside clock-radio hears everything. They compare notes. This is a tragi-comedy, of course.

 

[shawresse]

I'm a big fan of coffee, and I love it when my husband makes it, because it’s the best. In the morning we always go to the garden on our terrace, which we built with such love. We were inspired in arranging the terrace, find more on this website https://www.gardenfurniture.co.uk where there are so many beautiful and unique things. This place has become piece of heaven thanks to the furniture and plants. The most beautiful photos for Instagram I made here, ha-ha. The terrace has become not only a place to relax, but also the best place for work, because often my best ideas come here.