Funwithjohnnieblue

[johnnieblue44]

LOL ... must have been something that would offend my virginal ears.

Sheesh ... I just realized that if you don't refresh your browser, you'll never see new posts. Duh. No wonder you weren't saying anything.

Your wardrobe today rendered me speechless, Ms. Sauce.......wow, the host is most pleased.......

 

[may_I_please]

Sure, that'll work.

It's like secret of good comedy ...

 

[MILFSauce]

Your wardrobe today rendered me speechless, Ms. Sauce.......wow, the host is most pleased.......

Oh Johnnie ... nothing ever rendered you speechless .. lol

What wardrobe? It's warm enough here today no wardrobe is needed .. malfunctioning or otherwise.

 

[johnnieblue44]

It's like secret of good comedy ...

I noticed that big smile on your face.....

 

[LusterMunky]

It's like secret of good comedy ...

WHOOPS, I responded to the wrong person. But he took it in stride.

 

[MILFSauce]

WHOOPS, I responded to the wrong person. But he took it in stride.

LOL ... I'm glad you explained that

 

[LusterMunky]

LOL ... I'm glad you explained that

He didn't try to get into my knickers, so we're okay.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Oh Johnnie ... nothing ever rendered you speechless .. lol

What wardrobe? It's warm enough here today no wardrobe is needed .. malfunctioning or otherwise.

Exactly my point, Ms. Sauce......you're wearing my favorite color......none! And, may I say, stunning.....

 

[MILFSauce]

Exactly my point, Ms. Sauce......you're wearing my favorite color......none! And, may I say, stunning.....

You don't think it makes my butt look big?

 

[johnnieblue44]

You don't think it makes my butt look big?

To the contrary, your butt has made something of mine quite big.....

 

[MILFSauce]

To the contrary, your butt has made something of mine quite big.....

That overstuffed chair in your living room?

 

[johnnieblue44]

That overstuffed chair in your living room?

It seems the crowd has thinned a bit, Ms. Sauce. Perhaps we should take a sojourn to the loft and attend to those tan lines with some lotions and, um, a special cream......

 

[MILFSauce]

It seems the crowd has thinned a bit, Ms. Sauce. Perhaps we should take a sojourn to the loft and attend to those tan lines with some lotions and, um, a special cream......

Sure. We can discuss a little quantum physics and stuff.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Sure. We can discuss a little quantum physics and stuff.

Splendid. *leads MILFSauce by the hand and they ascend the stairs*

Or perhaps conduct some anatomy experiments.......

 

[MILFSauce]

Splendid. *leads MILFSauce by the hand and they ascend the stairs*

Or perhaps conduct some anatomy experiments.......

Do you need help finding anything?

 

[johnnieblue44]

Do you need help finding anything?

No, I know my way around from here.

And, Ms. Sauce, why, it appears that a certain part of you is glistening. Let me examine...

*kneels and lifts one of Ms. Sauce's legs and places it over my shoulder*

Yes, now that I'm close, that is indeed most humid........

 

[MILFSauce]

No, I know my way around from here.

And, Ms. Sauce, why, it appears that a certain part of you is glistening. Let me examine...

*kneels and lifts one of Ms. Sauce's legs and places it over my shoulder*

Yes, now that I'm close, that is indeed most humid........

Oh wait, I saw this on Dancing with the Stars.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Oh wait, I saw this on Dancing with the Stars.

*THREADSTARTER'S NOTE*

This thread will be temporarily suspended so that Johnnie can attend to his guest........it may take awhile........

 

[johnnieblue44]

*THREADSTARTER'S NOTE*

This thread will be temporarily suspended so that Johnnie can attend to his guest........it may take awhile........

After a brief interlude for um, scientific purposes, we're back......

Where did all the party-goers go....?

 

[FunwithRyleigh]

*Knocks on door and quietly steps inside*

Awww - you are so sweet