Funny

[curvacious]

Last night I was in bed with SO. We we just starting to fool around. I had my hand on his lower stomach, palm up and fingers slightly curled. He moved his cock and I moved my hand out of the way so I wouldn't stab him with my fingernails. He asked why I had moved my hand, and so I told him. He said not to worry "its been through a lot of shit". I cracked up so bad. I thought I was going to laugh all night. All I could think was "I'm sure it has" since he has had quite a few partners and I know I'm not the first he's had anal sex with.
Well, just wanted to share that funny moment with someone.

 

[unclej]

that is funny...i hope he laughed too...

 

[SexySlut2]

One night my husband and I were having sex and I couldn't get that song 'Me So Horny' out of my head and I was smiling. Well, he asked me what I was smiling about so I sung the little verse to him that goes 'Oh me so horny, oh me so horny, me love you long time' and busted out laughing and I couldn't stop. With tears running down my face, I finally managed to look at him and he was looking at me like I had gone crazy. Somehow we managed to finish what had been started with only a little giggle every now and then.

 

[curvacious]

that is funny...i hope he laughed too...

He had a good laugh too.

Anyone else have a funny bedtime story?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

thats sounds normal compared to some of the things my S.O. and I laugh about while in the middle of getting freaky. we always have the tv on and i guess jerry springer was on and this woman had a food fetish, and they were showing some footage of her and all we heard was her screaming at the top of her lungs was "have sex with me" we look up and she's rubbing flour, ketchup, mustard, chocolate, and any other stuff on her in the mddle of a store, it was so distgusting we stopped just to watch, but eventually we got our mind off the distrubing image and got back to being freaky

 

[Wave_Rider]

I'm a huge fan of.............

laughter in the bedroom. Whether its an unexpected "noise" the bumping of bodies out of sync, your partner's facial expression..........they all work..........

As much as I love "heat" sometimes one's laughter causes the other to crack up also.........

However.........after the laughter ends...........its back to "YUMMMMM" time.........

 

[DevilBoy79]

Last night I was in bed with SO. We we just starting to fool around. I had my hand on his lower stomach, palm up and fingers slightly curled. He moved his cock and I moved my hand out of the way so I wouldn't stab him with my fingernails. He asked why I had moved my hand, and so I told him. He said not to worry "its been through a lot of shit". I cracked up so bad. I thought I was going to laugh all night. All I could think was "I'm sure it has" since he has had quite a few partners and I know I'm not the first he's had anal sex with.
Well, just wanted to share that funny moment with someone.

interesting mental picture, almost forgot about that jerry springer episode, what about the one time, with the guy and the stuffed animals?