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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed._
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement._ When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.__
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.__
Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching
the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked._ He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed._
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement._ When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.__
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.__
Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching
the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked._ He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law.
