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The easiest way would be to just have the sperm be insanely good at surviving so conceptions that should be impossible occur.
If we’re expanding to sci-fi, I could think of a couple more ideas:Honestly great fuel for a sci fi piece.
I don't get it. How did his sperm reach other women?1. Guy who has fertility issues and wants to have a a kid with his wife undergoes an experimental treatment. However, it works TOO well. Now his sperm is virtually immortal and once one of his swimmers fertilizes an egg, the others go out in search of eggs to fertilize. Every mililitre contains a minimum of 20 million sperm and guy didn’t just fuck his wife once. Soon the whole world is having unexplained pregnancies as scientists race to find a way to stop his indomitable splooge, lol.
It hunts them, I imagine its like flubber, it just bounces around impregnating women until Robin Williams contains it in a special vessel.I don't get it. How did his sperm reach other women?
Don't women realize something enters their vagina?It hunts them, I imagine its like flubber, it just bounces around impregnating women until Robin Williams contains it in a special vessel.
spermozoids are very tiny. And I imagine in this scenario every one travels on its ownDon't women realize something enters their vagina?
Hehe, funny.Yeah, I figured they would all split off.
Back to ridiculous non sci-fi ways:
young woman who married into a farming family soon grows tired of the boring life and her husband’s surprising loss of libido after the first month of marriage, so she decides to have an affair with her new nephews, who are slow on the uptake when she seduces them, but VERY eager once they figure it out. Once they finally get started, she can’t go a day without a fresh cream pie or soaked panties and she has a Constant Spring in her step…until she winds up pregnant.
Now husband immediately calls her fidelity into question and the nephews are terrified…but when the baby is born, a test is run and it’s her husbands.
Turns out husband had a fetish all his own: he likes jerking off on or in just about anything. So when she was giving the boys a demonstration of what she wanted them to do (originally I was thinking the rod they use to inseminate cows but didn’t want to suggest her husband was into bestiality), she accidentally inseminated herself. Husband is baffled but, figuring he fucked her and forgot or realizes what happened and wants to keep his fetish a secret…he raises the baby while his wife goes back to fucking their nephews…this time remembering to use condoms
2. At a family gathering, someone breaks out grandpa’s secret stash of booze after the kids go to bed. Two drinks in and everyone is slooshed but horny as hell. Soon everyone is fucking whether they are related by marriage or blood.
Next morning everyone comes to, embarassed but taking the last night in stride. Besides, all the women are on birth control…except for one woman who was trying to get pregnant with her husband’s baby. Still, nothing to worry about, while everyone’s recollection is hazy, they only remember her taking one creampie…in her vagina, all her other holes got used quite readily, so it should be fine.
A few months later she’s pregnant and all the guys are sweating: even though everyone agreed to take that night in stride, having a child with another woman would strain their relationships. So the family tries to figure out who knocked her up, by putting together a chart of who fucked who that night and in what way.
The strange thing is: some people remember her fucking her husband but he was in another part of the house at that time fucking another relative.
By the time the baby is born, they do a test and her husband is the father: but how???
Well turns out that night: a man arrived at the house. A man who had been told by his mother that he had Been stolen from the maternity ward when he was born alongside his identical twin brother. He had tracked down his family and wanted to see who they were but by the time he arrived they were having an orgy and he got pulled into it. Not wanting to associate with an (in his own words) “incestous hillbilly clan” he kept his distance.
By some impossible chance: the woman got pregnant from fucking the one guy whose DNA was indistinguishable from her husband’s
I love it. Turn that into a story. And don't listen to DarkSollat; leave condoms as condoms in the end.Yeah, I figured they would all split off.
Back to ridiculous non sci-fi ways:
young woman who married into a farming family soon grows tired of the boring life and her husband’s surprising loss of libido after the first month of marriage, so she decides to have an affair with her new nephews, who are slow on the uptake when she seduces them, but VERY eager once they figure it out. Once they finally get started, she can’t go a day without a fresh cream pie or soaked panties and she has a Constant Spring in her step…until she winds up pregnant.
Now husband immediately calls her fidelity into question and the nephews are terrified…but when the baby is born, a test is run and it’s her husbands.
Turns out husband had a fetish all his own: he likes jerking off on or in just about anything. So when she was giving the boys a demonstration of what she wanted them to do (originally I was thinking the rod they use to inseminate cows but didn’t want to suggest her husband was into bestiality), she accidentally inseminated herself. Husband is baffled but, figuring he fucked her and forgot or realizes what happened and wants to keep his fetish a secret…he raises the baby while his wife goes back to fucking their nephews…this time remembering to use condoms
Uh... no. Chemicals. Temperature band (pools aren't usually equal to female core/internal temperatures) Lack of nutrients to support their life.Well as we all know, sperm can live for weeks in a swimming pool
What? Were sperm so robust, why does the female anatomy essentially need to lay out the red carpet (chemically, temperature, conditions, even minor positional adjustments) for insemination?and will actually seek out women.
Chemical irritants, detergents, water temperature, significant mechanical agitation, are all serious sperm existential threats firmly tied to doing of laundry.Another problem is that sock you wanked in last night then popped in the washing machine can contaminate panties.
What even?!! Cum isn't Jurassic Park amber. The protection the prostate chemical cocktail offers is often not enough to survive in the (supposed) ideal conditions of a woman's cervix. MILLIONS of sperm are released to make accomplish the mission and the cervix is a sperm killing fields if you think about the sheer numbers.Even when dried and crispy it can blow in the wind and rehydrate when it rains.
Unless you are speaking of sexually transmitted disease, sperm isn't doing its magic off a cucumber left in the dry, arctic (to a sperm) environment of a fridge.It's also important to wash that cucumber before returning it to the fridge as it can transfer your partners sperm to other family members.
Can such things happen in real life? In my teenage years, I put countless underpants with my sperm in the washing machine. By that logic, it's a miracle I never got pregnant my mother or sisters.Well as we all know, sperm can live for weeks in a swimming pool and will actually seek out women. Another problem is that sock you wanked in last night then popped in the washing machine can contaminate panties. Even when dried and crispy it can blow in the wind and rehydrate when it rains. It's also important to wash that cucumber before returning it to the fridge as it can transfer your partners sperm to other family members.
There is no proof that ever happened.After all according to the Bible mary got pregnant through her earhole.
Self whooshing AD?Whoosh.
it's obviously silly scenarios, not peer reviewed science.
No, it cannot.Can such things happen in real life? In my teenage years, I put countless underpants with my sperm in the washing machine. By that logic, it's a miracle I never got pregnant my mother or sisters.
Whoosh others unprovoked then claim the high road. Strong move.For the sake of civility, I'm dropping this. No need to respond.
You win. I've deleted my posts.Whoosh others unprovoked then claim the high road. Strong move.