Betticus
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My buddy Toby was at work one day talking to one of the long time locals. A guy named Wes. The conversation went like this:
T: "Hey, can you set me up with a woman in Las Cruces?"
W: "Sure, that shouldn't be a problem."
T: "There is only one prerequisite though, she has to be bilingual."
W: "Well, that definately won't be a problem."
T: "Yeah, she has to speak Spanish and be able to understand the language of the back of my hand."
This was also in front of a couple of women from work who then proceeded to tell Toby why he would never find a woman.
I thought it was hilarious.
T: "Hey, can you set me up with a woman in Las Cruces?"
W: "Sure, that shouldn't be a problem."
T: "There is only one prerequisite though, she has to be bilingual."
W: "Well, that definately won't be a problem."
T: "Yeah, she has to speak Spanish and be able to understand the language of the back of my hand."
This was also in front of a couple of women from work who then proceeded to tell Toby why he would never find a woman.
I thought it was hilarious.
