Funny things chatters say

[cherise97camaro]

It's a cold, snowy Thursday here, so I thought I'd do something lighthearted by posting funny things that probably all Lit members can relate to either seeing on Lit, or possibly even saying on Lit. It's not intended to offend anyone, just having fun. See how many of these statements you've seen:

* I'm married, is that okay?
* I'm playing with myself, does that excite you?
* You are amazing, can you show me more?
* My wife doesn't know I'm on here, can we chat?
* I can't turn on my mic right now, my wife will hear.
* This picture was a few years ago, I was skinnier then.
* I'm not really a midget, it's just the camera angle.
* Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
* I'm not really into group chat, drop the group and just chat with me.
* I'm into hairy women, is that okay?
* I really like feet, is that a problem?
* I'm kind of shy. Show me your nudes.
* Send me nudes, I won't show anyone.
* I love you, I really do. I just stay on lit for the articles.
* I made a mess, do you want to see?
* I'm wearing my wife's panties, do you want to see?
* It IS hard.... damn, why you gotta be like that?

 

[OldUncleJack]

mmm...one or two of those are familiar!

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Hahaha! Thanks for making me literally laugh out loud

 

[vibes]

LOL

There is an example right below in this same forum

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Great post

 

[Jay_ant]

Lol!!!

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" I think I found my new pick up line hahaha

 

[Todger65]

Brilliant. I've not used any but can see them being used. Weird how people's minds work

 

[JamminBanana]

Love these

These are all too funny! Thanks for putting a smile on my face today!

 

[boydavid]

It's a cold, snowy Thursday here, so I thought I'd do something lighthearted by posting funny things that probably all Lit members can relate to either seeing on Lit, or possibly even saying on Lit. It's not intended to offend anyone, just having fun. See how many of these statements you've seen:

* I'm married, is that okay?
* I'm playing with myself, does that excite you?
* You are amazing, can you show me more?
* My wife doesn't know I'm on here, can we chat?
* I can't turn on my mic right now, my wife will hear.
* This picture was a few years ago, I was skinnier then.
* I'm not really a midget, it's just the camera angle.
* Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
* I'm not really into group chat, drop the group and just chat with me.
* I'm into hairy women, is that okay?
* I really like feet, is that a problem?
* I'm kind of shy. Show me your nudes.
* Send me nudes, I won't show anyone.
* I love you, I really do. I just stay on lit for the articles.
* I made a mess, do you want to see?
* I'm wearing my wife's panties, do you want to see?
* It IS hard.... damn, why you gotta be like that?

giggle

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

http://i.imgur.com/sHehQt9.png

 

[cherise97camaro]

http://i.imgur.com/sHehQt9.png

that's awesome lol. I like how the person was ok with holding a long conversation with someone they felt was a sociopath before actually calling them a sociopath.

The internet truly does make us feel safer in some situations doesn't it?

 

[cherise97camaro]

Another funny line is "wanna fuck or do I owe you an apology"

 

[ArthurW]

Sounds normal. Had one lady want to chat unknow why as I had not said anything to her. Then say she did not like what I said only answered her questiones. I find it funny she asked me to chat in the first place. Oh well.

 

[kdb]

It's a cold, snowy Thursday here, so I thought I'd do something lighthearted by posting funny things that probably all Lit members can relate to either seeing on Lit, or possibly even saying on Lit. It's not intended to offend anyone, just having fun. See how many of these statements you've seen:

* I'm married, is that okay?
* I'm playing with myself, does that excite you?
* You are amazing, can you show me more?
* My wife doesn't know I'm on here, can we chat?
* I can't turn on my mic right now, my wife will hear.
* This picture was a few years ago, I was skinnier then.
* I'm not really a midget, it's just the camera angle.
* Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
* I'm not really into group chat, drop the group and just chat with me.
* I'm into hairy women, is that okay?
* I really like feet, is that a problem?
* I'm kind of shy. Show me your nudes.
* Send me nudes, I won't show anyone.
* I love you, I really do. I just stay on lit for the articles.
* I made a mess, do you want to see?
* I'm wearing my wife's panties, do you want to see?
* It IS hard.... damn, why you gotta be like that?

Good stuff