Funny Story Thread

[graceanne]

Ok, I was telling this story to shyslave, and she thought I should share. It sure had her laughing.

When we were moving into the house we're in right now, the night before 'the big move' K brought me, the girls, and A's best friend over to unpack some boxes. Then he and my brother went to get the couch, and bring it over. In the boxes we'd brought over was our shackles, buried under a mountain of book. I put it in my closet, at the very back, and then went to put stuff away in the kitchen. About 5 or 10 minutes after K had left, A and her friend waddled into the room. They'd gotten ahold of the shackles, and put them around their ankles. (They were just thrilled with themselves, too.) The problem? The keys were in the other house.



But it gets better. A few minutes later, K and my brother pull up. I carried the girls into the bedroom, and called K in to see them. He started busting a gut, so my brother came to see what he was laughing at. MY BROTHER. I was so embarrassed. Now, looking back, I can see the humor, at the time I just wanted to kick K in the shins.

 

[Killishandra]

LMAO that is great... makes me want to go out and buy shackles myself. Who do you mean by "girls"? Friends? Daughters? It sounds like something kids would do.

If any of my brothers found toys of mine I would feel exactly the same way you did.

 

[Marquis]

This reminds me of the time my little cousins dragged my aunts into my closet and they all cracked up about my handcuffs, collar, leash and whip. Luckily that side of my family isn't too uptight.

My dad is good about ignoring things he doesn't want to see.

 

[shy slave]

Even re-reading its funny lol
Then theres your story about the 15 yr old boy Gracie!!!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

LMAO that is great... makes me want to go out and buy shackles myself. Who do you mean by "girls"? Friends? Daughters? It sounds like something kids would do.

If any of my brothers found toys of mine I would feel exactly the same way you did.

I mean my daughters. They were four and one at the time. The two who found the shackles were four. I was hugely preggo with my son at the time.

 

[graceanne]

Even re-reading its funny lol
Then theres your story about the 15 yr old boy Gracie!!!!!!!

A friend of mine has a 15 year old son. He's reached the age where they've stopped giving him a 'bed time'. The problem is that he wanders the house till all hours. So finally his dad said "I don't care what time you go to sleep, but you have to be in your room by 10 pm."

He got ann snotty and teenybopperish and whined "why?"

Before my friend could say anything, or stop her hubby, he said "Cause I ain't getting any, and I'm horny!"





Now you couldn't get him out of his room after nine with a CROW BAR.

 

[shy slave]

A friend of mine has a 15 year old son. He's reached the age where they've stopped giving him a 'bed time'. The problem is that he wanders the house till all hours. So finally his dad said "I don't care what time you go to sleep, but you have to be in your room by 10 pm."

He got ann snotty and teenybopperish and whined "why?"

Before my friend could say anything, or stop her hubby, he said "Cause I ain't getting any, and I'm horny!"





Now you couldn't get him out of his room after nine with a CROW BAR.

 

[dolf]

just bought myself some new toys...unwrapped them and put them under my bed for later.

i go to wash the dishes and when i'm done i walk into the living room to find my 3y/o son, sitting happily with my love eggs in his mouth

i'm sooooooo glad i had never used them

 

[ghosst_K&H]

We had three of my brothers show up unexpectedly one day, all the toys were put away, but we kinda missed the big eraser board on the fridge that said Remind Mistress Karen to take her medications!!!

None of my brothers said anything at the time, but i was later asked if i was "doing both of them", i just laughed, and said you have no idea.

Since i'm the computer guy of the family, i always get the call to fix their pc's, and i know at least one brother is into BDSM, he had some interesting links in his favorites.

 

[Aeroil]

We had three of my brothers show up unexpectedly one day, all the toys were put away, but we kinda missed the big eraser board on the fridge that said Remind Mistress Karen to take her medications!!!

None of my brothers said anything at the time, but i was later asked if i was "doing both of them", i just laughed, and said you have no idea.

Since i'm the computer guy of the family, i always get the call to fix their pc's, and i know at least one brother is into BDSM, he had some interesting links in his favorite.

hahaha, great story ghosst, it's always something stupid and obvious that you forget to hide isn't it? as for the computer traces, I use firefox for my dirty browsing and IE for my clean, a nice little trick I developed that allows me to corrupt my FF as much as I want and nobody knows because I tell them I use IE .

 

[Range05]

One weekend I went to see my sister and her kids. Saturday morning I'm sitting on the couch, waiting for my sis and her girls to get ready to go to the beach. The youngest (who is 9) walks out of her mom's room with her vibrator just a buzzin and rubbing her neck and shoulders with it. She walks up to me and says, look at this cool massager I found in mom's closet. I took it from her, walked in my sister's bedroom, handed it back to her and told her next time to put it where the kids couldn't find it. I thought my sister was going to die .. turned all shades of red.

 

[shy slave]

One weekend I went to see my sister and her kids. Saturday morning I'm sitting on the couch, waiting for my sis and her girls to get ready to go to the beach. The youngest (who is 9) walks out of her mom's room with her vibrator just a buzzin and rubbing her neck and shoulders with it. She walks up to me and says, look at this cool massager I found in mom's closet. I took it from her, walked in my sister's bedroom, handed it back to her and told her next time to put it where the kids couldn't find it. I thought my sister was going to die .. turned all shades of red.

rofl

 

[shy slave]

My son turned 18 this week

I was browsing Lit when he came up and said

I think I know what your into mum, I have seen some of the stuff on your computer.

I stammered a bit and said I didnt know what he meant.

He didnt elaborate but put his hand on my shoulder and said "I want you to do whatever you want to do, but if you find yourself in a situation you cant get out of call me. I will come and get you"

I was astounded and replied that it really should be me saying that to him.
I also pointed out that he doesnt drive so coming for me would be difficult.

With a big grin he replied "Hey I have friends with cars and you dont think i would rescue you on my own do you!!"

Needless to say i was speechless.
A rare thing

 

[graceanne]

My son turned 18 this week

I was browsing Lit when he came up and said

I think I know what your into mum, I have seen some of the stuff on your computer.

I stammered a bit and said I didnt know what he meant.

He didnt elaborate but put his hand on my shoulder and said "I want you to do whatever you want to do, but if you find yourself in a situation you cant get out of call me. I will come and get you"

I was astounded and replied that it really should be me saying that to him.
I also pointed out that he doesnt drive so coming for me would be difficult.

With a big grin he replied "Hey I have friends with cars and you dont think i would rescue you on my own do you!!"

Needless to say i was speechless.
A rare thing

Really? Are you sure you were speechless, or are you exaggerating?

All teasing aside, what a sweety. He must get it from you.

 

[Miss Diva]

Not sure where this falls. I was talking to a customer and trying to spell my last name and I said: The first four letters of my last name are D-I-V-A. And I continued spelling it out for him.

And then for some unknown reason I told him my chat room name was Miss Diva. And he said: Oh are you in BDM?

At that point I could only stammer: Uh I thought putting a "Miss" in front of "Diva" would be cute. Sorry I have to go now. Bye.

He did send me an email and he basically wrote: Dear Miss Diva...

This is why I don't talk to customers. I always get in trouble.

 

[babiesmiles]

Not sure where this falls. I was talking to a customer and trying to spell my last name and I said: The first four letters of my last name are D-I-V-A. And I continued spelling it out for him.

And then for some unknown reason I told him my chat room name was Miss Diva. And he said: Oh are you in BDM?

At that point I could only stammer: Uh I thought putting a "Miss" in front of "Diva" would be cute. Sorry I have to go now. Bye.

He did send me an email and he basically wrote: Dear Miss Diva...

This is why I don't talk to customers. I always get in trouble.

That's why I shouldn't talk to anyone ......