LibraStud
Literotica Guru
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We all need a good laugh - so post your funny slogans here. 
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken
I think sex is better than logic,
but I can't prove it.
Taxation WITH representation
Ain't much fun either!
If Noah had been smart he would
have swatted those two flies.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
If life serves you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
24 hours in a day
24 beers in a case
Coincidence?
I think not!
If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken
I think sex is better than logic,
but I can't prove it.
Taxation WITH representation
Ain't much fun either!
If Noah had been smart he would
have swatted those two flies.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
If life serves you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
24 hours in a day
24 beers in a case
Coincidence?
I think not!
If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth
