funny sig lines

[T.H. Oughts]

What's a funny or enjoyable sig line you have seen.

Marksgirl's one I just saw craked me up:

I was not playing with myself in the shower. I was cleaning myself and it just went off!

 

[marksgirl]

When I heard that on the radio it floored me, I had to use it. Thanks!

 

[acitore_vuli]

"I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left"

Oldie, but I found it funny.

 

[Manhunter]

priceless sig marksgirl! I love it

 

[Simply Me]

bump

 

[T.H. Oughts]

When I heard that on the radio it floored me, I had to use it. Thanks!

It's like, so real.....

 

[Vilac]

I've liked that sigline also. I think I also read it in a magazine somewhere along the line. Playboy, perhaps? <shrug>

Nicely done, nonetheless. <g>
V~

 

[Dietrich K.]

"God was my co-pilot. But then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

 

[marksgirl]

It's like, so real.....

One of the reasons I use it.

I think it is from a movie, not sure which one but maybe one of the movie gurus knows.