Funny Questions You Get Asked During Sex You Have No Words For.

[FGB]

So I had this woman restrained with leather cuffs restraints hands and feet to the chains in a leather swing, mounted on her bed.

I had already eaten some pussy and fucked her for awhile before I picked up the Original Magic Wand.

What does THAT do? She innocently ask...

I smiled and clicked the switch to LOW.

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On Video it looked like an Earthquake struck!

How the bed survived I don't know.

 

[jomar]

Magic wand is the number one and most well known vibrator ever. Or was she being coy?

But for the record, who the hell have you got tied up in your basement and for how long?

 

[FGB]

Magic wand is the number one and most well known vibrator ever. Or was she being coy?

But for the record, who the hell have you got tied up in your basement and for how long?

Hmm.

Don't have a basement.

Just a lady friend of mine. it was at her house...she has a play room.

I turned her loose while she could still walk...sort of.

Occasionally we both need a good work out.

She had asked me does the head on that thing spin around or something?

It was in a bag of toys I had left over there, but she had never paid any attention to it.

She will now!

 

[ChubbyGyrl]

This was actually following sex. My husband and I wanted to try some cuckolding so the plan was to find a black man and him and I to fuck while my husband just sat and watched. We found the guy and made simple arrangements. He was going to come to our apartment at the time and we'd just go at it. He came over and we all did like a formal handshake and then some small talk and went to the bedroom and got into it. The sex was great and him and I fucked while my husband jacked off. We all finished so I am naked and laying there catching my breath, the black man is doing the same, my husband is breathing hard with cum all over his hand and pants. The black man looks at both of us and says "you guys want to get something to eat?" It was like awkward yet funny so I started laughing and then both the guys were laughing. So we got dressed and went for pancakes and french toast.

 

[FGB]

This was actually following sex. My husband and I wanted to try some cuckolding so the plan was to find a black man and him and I to fuck while my husband just sat and watched. We found the guy and made simple arrangements. He was going to come to our apartment at the time and we'd just go at it. He came over and we all did like a formal handshake and then some small talk and went to the bedroom and got into it. The sex was great and him and I fucked while my husband jacked off. We all finished so I am naked and laying there catching my breath, the black man is doing the same, my husband is breathing hard with cum all over his hand and pants. The black man looks at both of us and says "you guys want to get something to eat?" It was like awkward yet funny so I started laughing and then both the guys were laughing. So we got dressed and went for pancakes and french toast.

Sounds like Y'all made a friend as well.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

My wife and I were together for two years before we got married and then were together for five years and this one night we decide to go out dancing. Went to this club called Fat Freddies, danced and drank beer and smoked weed and drank some beer. Then after a bit she is getting too loaded, so she wants to "go home and fuck".
We get home, and I started stripping her clothes off of her in the living room and walking her to the bedroom, barely get to the bed, and in the missionary position and we are just fucking like we are trying to tear the house down. The alcohol keeps taking my orgasm from me before I get there... so she says wait a minute I need some thing to drink. I got and get her a glass of water, she drinks and says ok, lets go. She keeps trying to shove my dick into the hollow of her thigh, I'm trying to help her and she finally gets it in and after a minute of thursting she looks at me and says,
"Are you sure its in?"

I was so fucking pissed I said, well lemme check and see.
I walked out the door.
While I was out and about the town I found a little girl who knew how to tell if my dick was in her or not. That started an affair that almost destroyed my marriage.

 

[LuvTheSand]

Met a guy out at a club, went home, started fucking, as he came he wanted to know if I new my car's extended warranty was about to expire.