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Kids' Ideas About Science - Most of these quotations were gleaned from classroom discussions in 5th and 6th grade science classes.

* "You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind."

* "Talc is found on rocks and on babies."

* "Isn't inertia when something is moving, then it stops moving and keeps moving?"

* "The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down."

* "When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions."

* "Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction."

* "South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage."

* "A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go."

* "There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever."

* "Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils, while others preferred to be oil."

* "Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."

* "Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there."

* "Some oxygen molecules help fires burn, while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother."

* "To most people, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up."

* "I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."

* "Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does."

* "Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."

* "Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man."

* "The wind is like the air, only pushier."

* "A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size."

* "Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound."

* "Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime."

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These are brilliant. I loved the last one in particular, so cute!

Thanks for sharing! I'm now trying to think if either of my two have said anything equally as amusing, which is science related. I'll think on.

Lou :rose:

Edit! Oh poo, wrong ID. I knew I'd do that one day. :rolleyes:
 
Nice one, mi amiga. I'm still grinning at the oxygen molecules one.

Alex
 
perdita said:
LOL. I could tell it wasn't the harridan. P. ;)

Hahaha! Spot on with that name! :D

Ok, I've thought on (and logged on as the real me ;) ), it's kind of science based, well biology anyway.

My hubby took our girls to the library yesterday and, after about an hour of them being out, he phoned me to say they were now walking around the shopping centre. My little one (G, who's 6) grabbed the phone off him and said, "Mummy, I've got a splinter from my shoe. It hurts!"

Adam got the phone back off her and explained, it was a blister on her big toe. Bless her heart! I told him that I was wondering if he'd put clogs on her before they went out. :D

Lou
 
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