FUNNY, INTELLIGENT GUYS who like to 69 and LAUGH!

[99PercentStraight]

I really AM 99 percent straight, but I grew up WAY bi and that time was a real hoot for me. Surely there must be one (or two) genuinely funny, intelligent, cultured, kooky guy in the Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland area who used to 69 ALOT as a younghead and would try it again if the circumstances were right.

I am NOT looking for anyone who just happens to have genitalia and are willing to use it. There has to be a sense of mischief, comical wickedness and the nerve to be a little bit no wave goofy. Bi jocks... must have a real sense of humor and be a genuinely happy sort. Bi artists and musicians... gotta be fun, not any sort of mopey or nihilistic. Bi equestrians... I grew up rollin' in the hay, but I won't touch Ol' Dobbin's willie! Bi marching band guy... HEY! I hadn't thought of that until now!

Read my stories and tell me how to find yours. I ain't kiddin' here... now that I've decided to try this, I damned well wanna try it!

http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...r=99percentstraight&Submit=Search+The+Stories

lookin' for you,

Raj Pepper

 

[MrOpius]

What about the bi-curious buddha-bellied, belligerent, bad-ass, boisterous, bright-eyed willie, besmooching, begotten, breathtakingly, beautiful big boy from the AZ desert? Is there any room for me in your square root of 69? 8 something? LOL

And that's just the Bs....