Angel Love
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2003
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I get some of the cutest forwarded e-mails from time to time. I try to share them with my friends when time permits. This one was so cute I had to share it with all.
If you have any cute, funny or even naughty e-mails you would like to share send them here. I hope you all enjoy these ones I picked out to start the thread with . . . Please don't leave me hanging here in the cold. Join in and take a breather from all that *HOT* editing for a bit . . . smiles.
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A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at
the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to
offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to
Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is
how I got my name. What's your name?"
"Beerpussy," the man replied.
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I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars
worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
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And one final one for today is and please don't hate me for it . . . I just thought it was cute:
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In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:
"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?"
In England they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your
wife is?"
In France they say, "It's 11o'clock do you know where your
husband is?"
In Poland they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know what
time it is?"
If you have any cute, funny or even naughty e-mails you would like to share send them here. I hope you all enjoy these ones I picked out to start the thread with . . . Please don't leave me hanging here in the cold. Join in and take a breather from all that *HOT* editing for a bit . . . smiles.
************
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at
the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to
offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to
Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is
how I got my name. What's your name?"
"Beerpussy," the man replied.
***********
I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars
worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
************
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
*************
And one final one for today is and please don't hate me for it . . . I just thought it was cute:
**************
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:
"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?"
In England they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your
wife is?"
In France they say, "It's 11o'clock do you know where your
husband is?"
In Poland they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know what
time it is?"
