Funny Flirtations

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

Use a cheesy come-on line to flirt with the LIT Poster above you.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Was your mother a beaver, because damn!

 

[HockeyLover829813]

Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all night!!

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, I stole it from Mae West. Shoot me.

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

 

[hairball18]

Can I have a Wendy's hot and juicy?

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[Stellar_Starrynyght]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[GuitarGawd41]

Do I know you? Because I swear we fucked in my dreams once.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

[ZfrkS62]

I'm filing attempted murder charges against you because you're killing me with those eyes

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

They say dating a numbers game, so can I have yours?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hey my names Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Hey, Lost and Lonely, feeling lucky?