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[ABSTRUSE]

Well, we can certainly do that HERE.

okay, that doesn't put us in their league then, right? Cause we is much classier den dat...........scuze me, had to wipe my nose on my sleeve so's I kin type beter.

 

[impressive]

Chuckle ...

Garbage

Just another cum slut cuckold story and then you add they gay/bi BS at the end. This is the type of story that sickens me. I can assure you though that you will not get anymore comments from me, as you are added to my do not read list.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How do I get on that list???

 

[Boxlicker101]

Ya know, I really like that idea. I say we petition the powers that be to provide us with just such a catagory. I mean if the trolls can hit us anonymously, the least we can do is make their idiotic comments available for everyone to see just how dumb they are.

Actually, we can do that now. If a comment is public, once our attention is called to it, we can all add our own PC's ragging on the PC in question. Unfortunarely, nobody would know whom we meant because the poster was anon. but at least he or she would know.

 

[impressive]

Ah, a knight in shining armour:

Anonymous critics are cowards

People that hide behind anonymity just to trash someones work are cowards and assholes of the lowest kind. I know I get my fair share of them, but I simply laugh at them and ignore their poorly-worded, gramatically incorrect and ignorant rants. Obviously they can't write. You've put together a good plot and made the characters intriguing, that's all that matters. You definitely have MY vote!

And, the most eloquent of feedback:

good

please write more

 

[Guest]

Actually, we can do that now. If a comment is public, once our attention is called to it, we can all add our own PC's ragging on the PC in question. Unfortunarely, nobody would know whom we meant because the poster was anon. but at least he or she would know.

No I believe this needs to be a proper Lit Catagory where everyone can vote and comment on the comments and it can be viewed by everyone.

It'll be hilarious watching the trolls bomb themselves.

Revenge at it's sweetest.

 

[impressive]

Oh, joy ...

Mindless dribble

What crap. When is Lit. going to install some kind of a revue system to keep poorly written bullshit like this off of it's usually good site?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Actually, I get very few really stupid comments. Sometimes I get a complaint about a lack of plot or character development or story line but I just laugh at those because I am not trying for any of those things. I just write smut, the smuttier the better and I have never had anybody tell me my stuff isn't smutty enough. I must say, though, that one time, on an anal story, somebody told me I should include some ass-to-mouth, although I never have. Maybe I will sometime, although it seems rather gross.

 

[impressive]

Here's a beaut ...

Booooooooring!

This, like all of your stories, is the most boring piece of crap I've ever read. I'm voting it a 1, cause it doesn't even deserve that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm torn between reading those or watching Springer now!!!

 

[impressive]

Springer

Ah, the esteemed former mayor of Cincinnati. What a guy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ah, the esteemed former mayor of Cincinnati. What a guy!

Pretty funny too.
I see a lot of Lit trolls in that audience.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

My favourite will always be:

Dear Writter ,

May some one fuck u in the ears so that some of the semen gets into ur brains . Of all the stories that I have read , this one's the top listed ... on the list that I make for stories that I do not plan to read .

 

[maggot420]

My favourite will always be:

Dear Writter ,

May some one fuck u in the ears so that some of the semen gets into ur brains . Of all the stories that I have read , this one's the top listed ... on the list that I make for stories that I do not plan to read .

That just made me spit my coffee. Thank you Lauren for giving me the best laugh I've had in days. i owe you one.

 

[impressive]

Not as good as "Writter" but ...

Shit?

The whole story is a crock of shit. Another wimp husband with a sut wife - about standard for literotica, not in any reality.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought all the slut wives with wimp husbands posted here?

 

[BlackShanglan]

My favourite will always be:

Dear Writter ,

May some one fuck u in the ears so that some of the semen gets into ur brains . Of all the stories that I have read , this one's the top listed ... on the list that I make for stories that I do not plan to read .

Damnit. How can I top that? It's fabulous.

I did also like:

This, like all of your stories, is the most boring piece of crap I've ever read.

And yet s/he keeps reading ...

 

[Guest]

Originally from Dran -

You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid,
You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid,
You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid,
You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid,

Good beat, easy to dance to. I'll give it a five.

I wonder if that's a verse or chorus? Maybe the next line is, "I bet you think this crit is about you, don't you?"

Rumple Foreskin

Too funny!

 

[impressive]

And the anons communicate with one another via PCs:

To Anon in UK

Dear Anonymus In UK (Previous Response), Are you Morman or some udder religion where you can have many wives? If so, my slut ladie freiends want to murry youall now. Aids won't be problem either as you just want to watch. Dang it, i'm gitting xcited, all usuns of your wives want a gang bang each week for you to lik us clean so we can be pumped up. You do own a diaper company rite?

 

[impressive]

*sigh* Someday ...

... I'll get the "sick fuck" PC:

SICK MOTHER FUCKING WRITER

PLAIN SICK SHIT BY SICK FUCKING WRITERS THAT HAVE TO MAKE A MAN A WIMP, ALWAYS WITH WHITE TRASH WIVES.

 

[impressive]

What a good night ...

... for the bad feedback:

Bleh

This is crap. I think that you need to know that no girl in the whole world acts like that. You write like a poorly educated 12 year old. Please, don't make me suffer through anymore of your bad writing.

 

[curious2c]

Okay then...how about these fine offerings I have gotten in my public comments?

YOU CAN TELL A MAN DIDN'T WRITE THIS
09/13/04 by Anonymous in USA
A MAN WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS CRAP IF HE IS A MAN.RESPECT AND TRUST ARE FOUNDATION OF MARRIAGE,IF YOU LOSE THAT ITS ALL OVER.THIS WHORESLUT DISH HER HUSBAND IN FRONT OF THE WORLD,SO HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BEING HOME WHEN SHE GOT THERE.HIS LAWYER OFFICE OR HOTEL WHERE HE SHOULD HAVE BEING,THIS BITCH COULD HAVE AIDS OR ANYTHING.WHERE EVER HE GO SOMEBODY HAD SOME OF HIS WOMAN AND DON'T GET MAD SHE WAS A WHORESLUT FOR ANOTHER MAN.HE WAS A WIMP FOR TAKING HER BACK.

or:

xxxxxxx
10/31/04 by Anonymous in us
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

x's? That was all...jsut x's.


Then there was this one...

U ASSHOLE!!!
07/29/04 by ________in USA
I hate you you scumbag authour. You just had to ruin what would have been a great story. If I could get you I would tie you up and fuck your wife.

But then again, you would probably enjoy watching that.

In closing, you suck!!

Heh...nothing personal there was there?


My last offering...

Crap story crap ending
12/29/03 by Anonymous in NZ
You seriously need a shrink if you think this crap is erotic


To my way of thinking...and I know its quite...well, according to some of the above comments...poor...If I am getting them so worked up over what a character does...I must be doing something right.

Of course, that doesn't make me a good author. Being able to stir one's emotions as I seemingly have does not mean I should be published at all.

I have to wonder how I made some of my characters so hateful to some readers? All I can figure out is mostly just personal taste.



At any rate...I'll keep writing and I'm sure they'll keep yelling...or whatever else they use tocommunicate their feelings with.

I'v actually gotten harsher feedback in e-mail form...but I choose not to provide that here as it was sent to me directly. Public comments on the other hand...well...they put it all out there to begin with, so it must be all right.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I got one that said, in essence, "Great story, but I really didn't like the premise so I gave it a 3."

Huh? I'm not offended, just baffled.