funny facts

[LiFeNdEaTh]

 

[blobfish]

Funny fact: I'd like to make a wagon from your bones and paint it red with your blood.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Funny fact: I'd like to make a wagon from your bones and paint it red with your blood.

haha, sweet!

 

[Phelia]

Funny fact: I'd like to make a wagon from your bones and paint it red with your blood.

That's so vivid. Not very altruistic, though.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

To take the thread title literally...
If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn't mate she can stay in heat for 160 days, and the stress of that can kill her.

 

[blobfish]

That's so vivid. Not very altruistic, though.

I'd use it to cart around his internal organs, which I would eventually boil in the tears he shed during the cruciation.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

To take the thread title literally...
If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn't mate she can stay in heat for 160 days, and the stress of that can kill her.

i use to have 2 pet ferrets, an to tell you more.. them motherfuckers stink like hell.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

i use to have 2 pet ferrets, an to tell you more.. them motherfuckers stink like hell.

So I've heard.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

So I've heard.

i had the white one wit the redeyes, an the squirrel looking one too.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Funny fact: I'd like to make a wagon from your bones and paint it red with your blood.

You know how to turn a phrase, makes a lady swoon.

 

[blobfish]

You know how to turn a phrase, makes a lady swoon.

You might say that I'm the Vasco da Gama of violent imagery. I don't know why you would say that, but you could.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That's so vivid. Not very altruistic, though.

It's poetry.

What's altruism to do with it?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You might say that I'm the Vasco da Gama of violent imagery. I don't know why you would say that, but you could.

Because you once rowed a boat?

I rather call you the Samuel Clemens of violent imagery but I can't.

We build a fire in a powder magazine, then double the fire department to put it out. We inflame wild beasts with the smell of blood, and then innocently wonder at the wave of brutal appetite that sweeps the land as a consequence.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Because you once rowed a boat?

I rather call you the Samuel Clemens of violent imagery but I can't.

lol.. he won't mind