Eve_of_destruction
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Kids say the darndest things! And it's really embarrassing when it's about sex...
I have 2 stories:
When my sister was about 3, my mom was babysitting for my little cousin, also 3. They were playing in the basement when we heard my little cousin begin crying. My little sister came running up the stairs, yelling, "Mommy, mommy! Me and Jason were playing "doctor" and i found this little stick, with an acorn on the end, and i can't get it to come off of him!"
When my oldest son (now 20) was being interviewed for Kindergarten, the 3 teachers who were talking to him asked him if he had any pets. He answered by telling them about our dog, then he replied, "And my grandma has a pussy cat. I just love to rub her pussy and make her purr." I burst out laughing, and had to excuse myself. I was still out in the hallway laughing when they finished and brought him back out to me, giving me disapproving looks. Hey, I couldn't help it... I thought it was funny as hell!
Anyway... tell us your stories!
EOD
I have 2 stories:
When my sister was about 3, my mom was babysitting for my little cousin, also 3. They were playing in the basement when we heard my little cousin begin crying. My little sister came running up the stairs, yelling, "Mommy, mommy! Me and Jason were playing "doctor" and i found this little stick, with an acorn on the end, and i can't get it to come off of him!"
When my oldest son (now 20) was being interviewed for Kindergarten, the 3 teachers who were talking to him asked him if he had any pets. He answered by telling them about our dog, then he replied, "And my grandma has a pussy cat. I just love to rub her pussy and make her purr." I burst out laughing, and had to excuse myself. I was still out in the hallway laughing when they finished and brought him back out to me, giving me disapproving looks. Hey, I couldn't help it... I thought it was funny as hell!
Anyway... tell us your stories!
EOD
