Funny and unusual album/song titles

[kamalw1]

What are some of the funny or unusual titles for songs and albums you have come across?

"Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp"- MC Chris

 

[omahaman2]

I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You
I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not in It

 

[kamalw1]

A bump for this thread

 

[BedtimeStories]

Possum Kingdom ~Toadies

(Title sure as hell does not fit the lyrics!!)


Make up your mind
Decide to walk with me
Around the lake tonight
Around the lake tonight
By my side

By my side

I'm not gonna lie
I'll not be a gentleman
Behind the boathouse
I'll show you my dark secret

I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine
My blushing bride
My lover
Be my lover, yeah

Don't be afraid
I didn't mean to scare you
So help me, Jesus

I can promise you
You will stay as beautiful
With dark hair
And soft skin
Forever
Forever

Make up your mind
Make up your mind

And I promise you
I will treat you well
My sweet angel
So help me, Jesus

Yeah

Give it up to me
Give it up to me
Do you wanna be
My angel?

Give it up to me
Give it up to me
Do you wanna be
My angel?

Give it up to me
Give it up to me
Do you wanna be
My angel?

So help me

Be my angel
Be my angel
Be my angel

Do you wanna die? [x8]

Well, I promise you
I will treat you well
My sweet angel
So help me, Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus

 

[kamalw1]

There have to be more out there than the few posted.