Funniest wrong word/auto-correct in a story?

[eroticstoryspinner]

I was working on a new story and suddenly noticed that my characters were sucking and having sexual congress with clocks for several pages.

Anyone want to share some of their own typos, auto-corrects, etc?

 

[ElectricBlue]

I was working on a new story and suddenly noticed that my characters were sucking and having sexual congress with clocks for several pages.

Anyone want to share some of their own typos, auto-corrects, etc?

Grandfather clocks, grandmother clocks, carriage clocks, mantle clocks, station clocks. It's a niche. Run with it .

My main "correct the auto-correct" is to put back 'cum' instead of 'fun' - which is still appropriate...

 

[NotWise]

I may be lucky with LibreOffice. It's autocorrections are limited to cases of common misspellings where there's no alternative, like seperate->separate.

Autocorrect on my phone is annoying as hell.

 

[TxRad]

My simple solution is to turn off all cases of auto-correct. My fingers have enough trouble without further help.

 

[Hypoxia]

My simple solution is to turn off all cases of auto-correct. My fingers have enough trouble without further help.

Ditto-issimo. I let spellchecks humiliate me later. No need to rush.

 

[Javahead]

Grandfather clocks, grandmother clocks, carriage clocks, mantle clocks, station clocks. It's a niche. Run with it .

My main "correct the auto-correct" is to put back 'cum' instead of 'fun' - which is still appropriate...

Does sex with a grandfather or grandmother clock count as incest? Is sex with an eight-day clock an endurance challenge? Inquiring minds want to know!

I tend to call this feature "autocorrupt" - it seems to cause at least as many problems as it purports to solve.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Annoying as all hell. But it forces you to reread the document with a very critical eye.

 

[Hypoxia]

Does sex with a grandfather or grandmother clock count as incest? Is sex with an eight-day clock an endurance challenge? Inquiring minds want to know!

Don't even mention a Baby Ben here.

Otherwise we have synchronized clocks, wind-up clocks, broken clocks, cuck clocks, water clocks, punch clocks, countdown clocks, and electric clocks in bathtubs.

A story of a clocksucker would go to Fetish, right? Or Fletish. (This tablet's autocomplete suggests Fleischmann. Sounds yeasty to me.)

 

[Jada59]

This was actually a text and not at all erotic, but I was asked if I knew of a good senator! I said I did not. Both of them are bad. He meant to type "dentist".

 

[Djmac1031]

My auto correct CONSTANTLY alters the word "but" and changes it to "bit."

Almost EVERY fucking time.

It's absolutely frustrating to have to constantly correct it.

You'll see it in my comments a lot because I just say "fuck it" and leave it that way.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

I was working on a new story and suddenly noticed that my characters were sucking and having sexual congress with clocks for several pages.

Anyone want to share some of their own typos, auto-corrects, etc?

It’s not so much an auto-correct as to what doesn’t get corrected.

Here’s three variations on good afternoon that failed to type correctly.

Goof afternoon
Good afternoob
Good afterboob

Thankfully I spotted them before they caused me trouble.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

My auto correct CONSTANTLY alters the word "but" and changes it to "bit."

Almost EVERY fucking time.

It's absolutely frustrating to have to constantly correct it.

You'll see it in my comments a lot because I just say "fuck it" and leave it that way.

I know what you mean,

It keeps autocorrecting some to sone.

Autocorrect is such an annoying ducking shot.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

Im queer and in college and as such I've got a lot of friends with names that are just words. Some are nicknames, others are transgender and taking full advantage of having to find a new name as an excuse to coin new names from scratch.

And Im not talking Joy, Faith, Hope, Autumn, Savvanah, Rose ect...

I'm talking names like Rat, Metal, Wolf, Exit, Cap, Green, Dingo, Fry, Cadet, and Fish. (A lot of these are the same person trying out a new name and later deciding that it doesnt feel right and changing it.)

So it's very common for my phone to cross referance my contacts and auto capitalize any word that is also the name of a friend.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Im queer and in college and as such I've got a lot of friends with names that are just words. Some are nicknames, others are transgender and taking full advantage of having to find a new name as an excuse to coin new names from scratch.

And Im not talking Joy, Faith, Hope, Autumn, Savvanah, Rose ect...

I'm talking names like Rat, Metal, Wolf, Exit, Cap, Green, Dingo, Fry, Cadet, and Fish. (A lot of these are the same person trying out a new name and later deciding that it doesnt feel right and changing it.)

So it's very common for my phone to cross referance my contacts and auto capitalize any word that is also the name of a friend.

In some of the circles I moved in, with a lot of goths and neopagans, there was a running joke about paging "Wolf and Raven" to see how many people answered.