MasterDave123
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I apologize in advance, but this was hilarious...
a sadist, a zoophiliac, a psychotic, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all in group therapy at a hospital for the criminally insane..... their therapist, a very busy person, asks them, "If a cat were to come into the room right now, what would be your first instinct? Rremember, you're a group, now."
the sadist says, "torture the cat."
the zoophiliac says, "torture the cat, then fuck it."
the psychotic says, "torture the cat, fuck it, then kill it."
the necrophiliac says, "torture the cat, then fuck it, then kill it, then fuck it again."
the pyromaniac says, "torture the cat, then fuck it, then kill it, then fuck it again, then set it on fire."
the masochist says, "meow."
a sadist, a zoophiliac, a psychotic, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all in group therapy at a hospital for the criminally insane..... their therapist, a very busy person, asks them, "If a cat were to come into the room right now, what would be your first instinct? Rremember, you're a group, now."
the sadist says, "torture the cat."
the zoophiliac says, "torture the cat, then fuck it."
the psychotic says, "torture the cat, fuck it, then kill it."
the necrophiliac says, "torture the cat, then fuck it, then kill it, then fuck it again."
the pyromaniac says, "torture the cat, then fuck it, then kill it, then fuck it again, then set it on fire."
the masochist says, "meow."
