Funniest Negative Comments?

[onehitwanda]

Not so much negative as aggressively positive. This rollercoaster ride of a comment made me lol, yet still unsure whether I should be insulted or proud

I mean, @Jackie.Hikaru , he does have a point, babe. You made me cry with that one.

Proud, definitely. Tears are delicious. You should harvest them.

 

[vagrantx]

Just yesterday I posted about how there's too many pocket rockets in Lesbian tagged stories.

Today, like clockwork, on my very clearly hardcore dyke story:

Does Em like doing these things to men, by any chance?

Please, sir, this one's for all the Wendys.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

I mean, @Jackie.Hikaru , he does have a point, babe. You made me cry with that one.

Proud, definitely. Tears are delicious. You should harvest them.

Consider it payback

 

[onehitwanda]

Consider it payback

For what though?!

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[onehitwanda]

Just yesterday I posted about how there's too many pocket rockets in Lesbian tagged stories.

Today, like clockwork, on my very clearly hardcore dyke story:


Please, sir, this one's for all the Wendys.

A rabid lesbian friend of mine once said that she was convinced that there's a subset of men who fantasize about being the one to turn a lesbian back to the Light Side. Of course, she's also on record for telling a jock that while the offer was sweet, she felt no present need to be rogered by his meaty clit...

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Just yesterday I posted about how there's too many pocket rockets in Lesbian tagged stories.

Today, like clockwork, on my very clearly hardcore dyke story:


Please, sir, this one's for all the Wendys.

Which story? (asking for a friend)

 

[vagrantx]

there's a subset of men who fantasize about being the one to turn a lesbian back to the Light Side.

They are Legion, for they are many. I doubt there's a single gay gal out there who hasn't had to turn someones magic wand down. Being hit on by a guy? No problem at all, confidence booster. Him keeping it up after you tell him you play for the Lionesses? Hooo boy.

his meaty clit...

jesus christ

Which story? (asking for a friend)

Nails

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

For what though?!

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Let me count the ways

 

[onehitwanda]

Let me count the ways

*shivers in anti...cipation*

jesus christ

she was honestly one of the foulest mouthed girls I knew, and that is coming from me. Christ, she could say things that would reduce rooms to horrified silence or pants-wetting laughter. Top notch girl, absolute gem. God help you if you crossed her, though.

 

[vagrantx]

*shivers in anti...cipation*

@AlinaX it's spreading! look, look! I told you rhps is the best!

God help you if you crossed her, though.

I mean, depends on what's crossing! She sounds lovely, nothing better than someone who knows how to make a sailor blush.

 

[IsabellaEmily]

Not sure if they were funny, here are some that struck me as funny on a story I wrote in my Fetish Focus series (a series where the stories are suggested by readers, as well as character names and other details). This one was on a dominant wife putting her very willing husband into a cock cage.

by Anonymous user on 10/24/2023
if my wife ever did this i would set her ass on fire while she sleeps

by Anonymous user on 10/24/2023
you sound like a abusive bitch as a wife

And another on a story in my Pleasure series, which is an anthology of unconnected characters exploring the five senses, scent, taste, sound, touch, and sight. This was on Pleasure's Touch, which had my main character lose her virginity during a storm which knocks the power out. I should also mention that in the intro to each story I mention that "This story takes place in an alternate universe where characters don't worry about STD's, birth control, or pandemics."

by Anonymous user on 11/09/2023
Have you forgotten about either the pain normally involved in losing one's virginity, or the risk of pregnancy?

I had another reader once leave me a nasty (so nasty that I deleted it out of fear that other readers might take offense) comment ranting that he was going to give the story 1 star because it ended on a cliffhanger and was therefore disrespectful of his time. Bear in mind he left this comment on a story called The Skylark Solution Part 1, more than a year after part 5 (which was the conclusion of the series) had been uploaded.

And my favorite is this on Aunt Molly Is A Cum Queen. I'm glad I already had 88 stories up by the time I got this. If it had shown up on my first submission I might have kept the rest of my stories to myself. I'm not under the impression that I'm a great writer, but the fact that he left a word out of his suggest about my writing skills makes me smile.

by Anonymous user on 08/27/2023
Wow, that is inconceivable and the story was written poorly. You really should how to write a better story.



I enjoy all my comments, even from those who didn't like a particular story. I'm just glad someone besides me reads what I write. The only comments that bother me are the ones that are really mean or nasty, or disparage a particular kink or fetish. (I had a guy once go on and on and on about the evils of homosexuality on a story I'd submitted in the lesbian category!)

IsabellaEmily

 

[onehitwanda]

Have you forgotten about either the pain normally involved in losing one's virginity, or the risk of pregnancy?

perhaps you should have included something about her yeast infection, or the period shits, the ingrown hair on her left labia majora that is too painful to touch but not far-enough-along to actually get out with the fucking tweezers, or the way her back aches because of the weight of her breasts by the end of the day... You know, since realism is clearly what's needed.

 

[vagrantx]

or the period shits

Eh, can always just stick my fingers up the front and help push that hard boiled bastard out. HOW'S THAT FOR REALISM, ANONYMOUS!

Ehm, I mean. Pink clouds everywhere and girls don't fart.

Good night.

 

[onehitwanda]

Eh, can always just stick my fingers up the front and help push that hard boiled bastard out. HOW'S THAT FOR REALISM, ANONYMOUS!

Ehm, I mean. Pink clouds everywhere and girls don't fart.

Good night.

... well, that's my nightmares sorted. Deep kegel massage to aid the stillbirth to the weekend's pub lunch. Thanks!

 

[IsabellaEmily]

perhaps you should have included something about her yeast infection, or the period shits, the ingrown hair on her left labia majora that is too painful to touch but not far-enough-along to actually get out with the fucking tweezers, or the way her back aches because of the weight of her breasts by the end of the day... You know, since realism is clearly what's needed.

More than once I've wondered if that anonymous comment leaver would have been satisfied to read a story where the guy ejaculated while the condom was still being unrolled? I know this is realistic, because it happened to my boyfriend when he and I were ready to fuck for the first time all those years ago. Wouldn't make for an erotic story, but it would be true to life!

I have found a disturbing subset of guys who want for the loss of virginity to be painful for the characters they read about.

I suspect very much that it's not realism they crave, as much as an unfortunate incel like dislike/fear of or anger at woman. They're almost angry to hear that there are woman who don't have pain involved with their loss of virginity, even if it's in a fictional setting.

 

[IsabellaEmily]

Another funny negative comment was on a story I wrote called A Wetter Summer Night (a lesbian story which was a follow up to A Wet Summer Night). I'm removing his name because this wasn't an anonymous comment...but it does make me smile.

The story was written in the first person about a woman named Rachael and me.


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Great story with Emily and Rachel (FYI- Spelling is correct in my message)

 

[Smuttyandfun]

This was on Sexy Sadie, a fun little romp about a guy having a fling with his sexy mother-in-law after his wife leaves him for her boss. This was posted in Mature btw, and not LW. I'm not sure exactly what this commentor expects me to do with the cheating spouse, because they're not real people. Though it seems that some of them don't understand that.

Could have been a great story, but leaving out any description of the aftermath towards the selfishness of the stupid so-called wife and her scumbag predator just leaves it hanging and insipid. If you're going to write, take a stand for something. Make a statement, make your writing have some meaning. If you're not visiting some serious accountability on the ugliness in the antagonist characters, you're not doing well for your readers. The way you write it, you're just enabling and encouraging the female dogs to run around loose out there and think there won't be any consequences. And yes, just having her new fling not work out is not a consequence. This needs serious punishment on both individuals to give it any sort of balance.



No retribution, no justice.



No justice, peace.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Neither that negative, nor that funny, but it made me .

“Sorry, I didn't get it. thanks anyway”

I’m not promoting the story it’s from.

Emily

 

[SimonDoom]

UTTER TRASH

That's the extent of the comment. Not just trash, but UTTER trash. All caps, too.

 

[yowser]

That's the extent of the comment. Not just trash, but UTTER trash. All caps, too.

Probably a reference to a state in India.

 

[vagrantx]

I appreciate when people push through their conflicting emotions

by Anonymous user
That was… strong. I hated reading that. I am so uncomfortable. I appreciate the after care. Well done. Fuck.
You definitely deserve [Carrot]

 

[SamBomb]

I just got this on my new story:

Why not have her do OF? She’ll make more money, if that’s what this is about.

Or, why not MC some wealthy MILF or George Soros, Warren Buffett of Nancy Pelosi? They’re freaking loaded. Why force some university freshmen into having to ruin her life when there are easier ways to make off with a billion or two.