Funniest Negative Comments?

[_Lynn_]

Wish there was a 0 (by Anonymous)

I wrote the story in 2009 and it has been on the Top List from the beginning. The comment was just a few months ago.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

On Tell me what you want:
Mediocre poker story - said story has no sexual penetration!

Anon goes on: But your name? Geez, Cumquats are tiny, tart little orange things barely larger than a grape. If you want a sour face, bite into a cumquat.

Funnily enough, I did know what kumquats were before adopting my username!

 

[onehitwanda]

On Tell me what you want:
Mediocre poker story - said story has no sexual penetration!

Anon goes on: But your name? Geez, Cumquats are tiny, tart little orange things barely larger than a grape. If you want a sour face, bite into a cumquat.

Funnily enough, I did know what kumquats were before adopting my username!

cumquats sound horrible. kumquats are far nicer.

 

[TheF1x3r]

@Djmac1031

by Screenplayer on 06/27/2023
Idiotic. What the heck is the matter with Phil (aka you?) She's not a child, and he wouldnt be "exploiting" her, for gods sake. In fact she's far less of a child than he is - she could have taught him so much about intimacy. Theres so much more to mature sex - physical bonding - than Phil denied to them both, with much permanent damage and estrangement, because of his/your thoroughly fatuous (fat-headed) attachment to childish Sunday school mumbo jumbo, and archaic Augustinian control mechanisms. And yet he/you embraced prostitution, and the amorality of all that tawdry, scripted deception and secrecy.
Life is so short, with so few chances of experiencing something special, without a harmful downside.
You've saddened my whole day.

100% chance this guy is in jail now

Probably blew past the second person warning, went on to read the story, which then taught him what second person is...

I've gotta wonder.... what's the point of erotic lit if they don't bother reading it

 

[Rob_Royale]

Anonymous1 day ago
Did not like it this is an incest site and I saw no incest just older women fucking young studs???? Just a 2

Apparently the commenter thinks that Lit is completely an incest site so a MILF story in the Mature category must feature incest.

 

[Rob_Royale]

This was a comment I deleted from my story, Three Little Words. Most readers seemed to enjoy it, but this guy, not so much.


Giselle is a selfish bitch!! Older men younger women are better because old bitches are full of shit!!!
Right into chapter, stopped reading!!!
Also, the bitch Giselle allowed Chuck to touch and talk inappropriately to her - the pattern cobtinues because this old bitch being a MD doesnt stop it!!!

Hmm. Some people can't separate fantasy from reality.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Anonymous1 day ago
Did not like it this is an incest site and I saw no incest just older women fucking young studs???? Just a 2

Apparently the commenter thinks that Lit is completely an incest site so a MILF story in the Mature category must feature incest.

i think legally we're obliged to include at least one B.J. and a little incest in everything we write. At least according to some readers.

 

[Rob_Royale]

i think legally we're obliged to include at least one B.J. and a little incest in everything we write. At least according to some readers.

I must have missed that memo.

 

[onehitwanda]

I must have missed that memo.

here's a copy.

https://www.ransomizer.com/sites/default/files/ransomizer/ransomizer.com.fileVvR4f2.png

 

[Smuttyandfun]

here's a copy.

https://www.ransomizer.com/sites/default/files/ransomizer/ransomizer.com.fileVvR4f2.png

Thanks!

 

[EroticCupcake]

This thread just reminds me that we are volunteer sex workers and people are creepy / unhinged.

The "incest is normal" comments creep me the hell out. In person sex work has to be harrowing.

 

[StillStunned]

This thread just reminds me that we are volunteer sex workers and people are creepy / unhinged.

The "incest is normal" comments creep me the hell out. In person sex work has to be harrowing.

I couldn't agree more! I've only had a handful of messages and comments that were on the creepy side, but enough to make me feel dirty.

 

[lovecraft68]

the commenters

by Anonymous user on 01/24/2014
are awful hard on this writer after all anyone who would submit this story has to be a little slow if not then just plain retarded.

 

[lovecraft68]

Never Again

by Anonymous user on 02/13/2014
Where does he get this pathetic shit? I got sick of picking the corn out his verbal diarrhea on the second page and had to stop reading. Awful. Just awful.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

This wasn't a negative comment on my story 'Accidental Valentine,' but I thought it was funny.

OMG... this needs to be a series... Write your own smutty romance novel with these two... The two-timing asshole getting his due, them getting married, or whatever... I would read the shit out of that...

 

[lovecraft68]

This thread just reminds me that we are volunteer sex workers and people are creepy / unhinged.

The "incest is normal" comments creep me the hell out. In person sex work has to be harrowing.

I write a lot of taboo because I enjoy it in the only way it should be: As a fantasy and fully consensual one between people 18 and older.

Most comments are along the line of just referring to the story itself, but I get my share of the "This reminds me of..." and they go into this long post about something they did with a family member. I now stop reading when I see that's where its going, and I tend to tell myself its just smoke, they never did anything, they're just telling their own little fantasy, the lit version of "Cool story bro"

The most disturbing comment I received along those lines was on a father/daughter story that involved bondage and some rough sex. The comment was "Reminds me of how I started in on my daughter, she fought it at first, but grew to like it."

One of the very few comments I ever deleted and it stayed with me, even had a little sit down with myself about whether or not I should be writing this. Ended up deciding we can't help what people take out of what we know is harmless dirty fun.

As for real sex workers? I know a woman who was an escort for close to a decade, and several of her regulars wanted her to be mom or sis, one an aunt. She just saw it as a role play, but remarked how intensely into it they were. Safe way to get over some misplaced lust is how I interpret it.

 

[luv2custrip]

I have “Nude Ubers” with naked drivers picking up equally naked passengers in my fantasy “Nude Therapy” world. One angry commentator told me that that very concept made all of my stories meaningless and ridiculous.
Sorry!

 

[SimonDoom]

I forgot this one, which was also in response to my LW story BTB, Incorporated:

Here eat my used condom.

And of course:

illiterate cuck shit.

That one story accounts for about 80% or so of the funniest/bad comments I've received in seven years.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Seventh chapter of My Fall and Rise. At this point in the story, the protagonist has had sex with dozens of men and a couple of women, been arrested several times, worked as a stripper, gotten seriously addicted to pills and cocaine, become a drug dealer and gone to prison.

Now, free, clean and sober, she has a very positive sexual encounter with a man she's working with. That, finally, crossed the line for this guy:

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[Zootonius]

Can't find the comment now, but I had someone who hated the euphemism "shaft." Really? Of all the slang on this site, it's "shaft?" Enough to actually comment?

 

[StillStunned]

Can't find the comment now, but I had someone who hated the euphemism "shaft." Really? Of all the slang on this site, it's "shaft?" Enough to actually comment?

Perhaps they worked in elevator repair, or the mining industry, and had very strong feelings about how the word was used.

 

[AchtungNight]

Can't find the comment now, but I had someone who hated the euphemism "shaft." Really? Of all the slang on this site, it's "shaft?" Enough to actually comment?

Shaft is a complicated man who’s hard to understand if you’re not his woman. If you’re an ex of his woman, he might also have upset you at some point.

 

[StillStunned]

I got one today on Too Hot Not to Fuck:

Okay, but not the best.

Well, the same to you, Anonymous user!

 

[onehitwanda]

I got one today on Too Hot Not to Fuck:


Well, the same to you, Anonymous user!

are... are you ok? That's... a heinous accusation he leveled at you.

 

[lovecraft68]

This is from a few hours ago. Didn't just strike me funny, but its on an LW story, one of the few positive comments on the story

K3vinGabout 5 hours ago
That's some sick shit. Loved it, 5 stars